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Monday, August 22, 2011

Creepy Kid Next Door: Back to School

Yo Yo Maaaaaa…Creepy Kid Next Door here and I had to tell the joys of summer that it was time to be hittin’ the old dusty trail as I am now headed back to school today.

That’s right. I’m taking my teen dream, cougar bait, drippin’ in awesome sauce body back to the halls of learning today so Ize can start my junior year of High School.

Shortly after 8 AM the sound of the school bell will fill my sexy ears and my incredible self will feel the weight of dozens of stares coming from hot, High School honeys.

I am taking Anatomy this year. Can’t wait for that class start. The teacher ought to throw the book away and just have me stand up in front of the students, and just call the class: AnatoME

That’s right. Look at me closely babe, ‘cause there’s gonna be a test on this tomorrow.

Who’s your teacher now!? Hey-Ooooooooo, looks like someone just leveled the playing field.

I have a new Spanish teacher this year. Not too sure about her. She’s alright but she has freaky eyes and looks a little like Pancho Villa. Como?

I’m taking a journalism class this year too. We will be publishing the school newspaper and putting together the Yearbook. 

I can tell ya right now, that there are going to be a lot of pictures of me in the Yearbook and paper. And pictures of fried poo, hot chicks, cat fur, and guess what else?

Pictures of YOUR FACE!!

Ha. Didn’t see that coming did ya? No, no you didn’t, so don’t even try to go there.

I’m taking some other classes too. Algebra II, English, American Government…you know, stuff. I am also teaching a class this year. It’s called:

How to be as Awesome and Sexy as Me 101. I can tell you right now, everyone is going to fail. ‘Cause it just isn’t possible.

Okay there’s the bell…Time to get to learnin’ and time to school the chicks in the art of lovin’ the Creepy Kid Next Door.

Later,

CKND

6 comments:

Jay said...

I wish I was back in high school. Wait, no I don't. Of course high school girls stare at me all the time too. They're usually saying "What's that old guy doing our cheerleading practice?"

I'm With Stupid said...

Ha...You're just there because you enjoy watching dedication, commitment, and choreographed excellence in action. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

Mike said...

@Jay - How do you get around the restraining order? I need to know.

Knight said...

Cougar Bait indeed. Meow!

I'm With Stupid said...

Knight: Meow right back. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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