This Day in History with Michele Bachmann…
Sports are great. Sports are often an allegory and/or a And did you know..?
In 1922 at the British Open, American great, Walter Hagen shot a perfect 300 on what Great Britainers call golf courses and what we call bowling alleys.
On this day in 1961 the Antarctic Treaty was signed and went into effect. That is one treaty that has held up to its intended effects. I don’t see no missiles or terrorists coming from Antarctica!! Do You!?
This day in 2011 marks the first full day after which former politico media darling Sarah Palin (Lard Ass-AK) gave up her idiotic bus tour across the country. Gimme a break, Eski-Ho!!
Let me tell you folks…I not only know history better than most; I can also see the future, and listen up all you Orange Pekoe and Earl Grey drinking Americans…
On Monday, June 27th, I am officially announcing my candidacy for the office of President of the United States.
I’m serious and I am announcing my candidacy in my home state of Iowa. Specifically and allegorically enough, in WATERLOO, Iowa.
After all, Waterloo, Iowa is where Duke Ellington defeated Napoleon Dynamite at the Battle of Crecy setting our dominion on the path toward freedom from the French.
Monday the 27th also marks the day exactly one week and 73 years after Herbie Hancock affixed his signature to the Articles of Confederation and freed all white people from the burden of owning slaves.
So there you have it.
Enjoy your June 23rd, and remember…
The Tea Party kettle is steeping and Ima gonna be serving it up on Monday.
Luvs, Michele
7 comments:
What's this I'm hearing about the herbal tea party? Is this a liberal organization? Or is it just a bunch of god damn hippies?
Mike: Ha. I don't know why, but I just laughed out loud. Cheers Mike!!
--Matt-Man
Herbie Hancock's great grandson Ernie made some pretty funky music.
- Jay
My grandmothers, great (great-great-blah-blah-blah), Nelson, is a signatory on the Constitution. He and Herbie used to hang out and slog ale and sing tawdry bar songs while buxom young maids with immense cleavage performed lap dances on their codpieces - at least that's how family legend has it.
Good thing I prefer coffee, so it's not such a big let-down and all that.
No really, are you sure she did not have a lobotomy a few years back?
Rat: Nelson? Is that Lord Admiral Nelson?
Vinny: I don't think there's anything wrong with Michele's thought processes. ;-)
-Jay
This is what happens when I don't drink my coffee first thing in the morning. It was the Declaration of Independence (keep the documents straight, dear).
General Nelson (militia not navy). Actually "Thomas Nelson, Jr." From Virginia.
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