Ponies, Piñatas and Playas!

It was a non-stop party on IWS Radio this week kids! We celebrated anything and everything on “Ponies, Piñatas and Playas” (Matt and Jay are the playas of course).

We opened up with a nice crowd in the chat room and suddenly disappeared and reappeared on us. Apparently there was a very rare glitch in the BTR system. Pretty shocking that something like that would happen, but it did.

Jay talked about one of his Mormon neighbors who has a strange streak of individualism that he assumes will worry the Church Elders.

Matt talked about a strange couple who live near the Beer Mine (conveniently located at the corner of Burnett and Elmore Roads in Bagwine, Ohio) who apparently don’t have a refrigerator. How weird is that?

Of course we thoroughly analyzed the Kentucky Derby and why California Chrome won and Danza didn’t. Then we made fun of Tony Danza and his legendary intellect or lack thereof for a while. Plus we pledged our undying love of Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir.  

The rest of the show was all about fun and frivolity. Matt celebrated an early Cinco de Mayo by cracking open a Modelo for the first time in his life. He decided that he liked it! Then Buddy Acapella kicked off the festivities with a special Cinco de Mayo song.

Jay lamented the problems he’s having with Netflix and some of the apps on his tablet which continue through today. This might become a real problem for him so let’s all pray that this gets worked out quickly and without incident.

We heard some words of inspiration from Ma Tibbles.

We talked about the White House Correspondents Dinner and how funny Obama was, how lame Joel McHale was and how butt hurt conservatives always are. Jay reminded everyone that as the Jaymom has always said “The hit dog always howls” and there were some racist conservatives howling after Obama’s “orange is the new black” joke. Also, Dusty Sandman was on hand in DC to tell us what all was going on with the Correspondents Dinner and then took a quick run over Redneckville and Bagwine Cinco de Mayo celebrations.

We listened to some unique yet entertaining mariachi music from a band discovered by Guy Ahnurdyck who was reporting LIVE(ish) from Tijuana, Mexico! He definitely sounded like he was having a great time!

Joshua produced a very special ad for his friend Clay Aiken who is running for Congress in North Carolina.

And so, SO much more! Totally check this show out y’all!

                                 

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Saying Goodbye to Jay Leno on MSJS

Matt: Holaaaaaaaaaaa!
Jay: Cheers!!!
Matt: How the hell are ya?
Jay: I’m cold dammit! That’s how I am!
Matt: YOU’RE COLD? Try shoveling snow every other day.
Jay: You enjoy that shit.
Matt: Enjoy-ED! Past tense buddy. This is bullshit!
Jay: You got that right.
Matt: I’m tired of 20 layers of clothes.
Jay: And wondering if the car will start.
Matt: And frozen ears, noses and fingers.
Jay: And shriveled up ball sacks.
Matt: We could have done without that visual.
Jay: Gotta let the people know how bad it is.
Matt: Well, true dat. How’s your parking lot?
Jay: Tara Lipinski could do a skating routine on it.
Matt: That would be fun to see.

Jay: Oh dude! Speaking of the Olympics…
Matt: Were we?
Jay: Kind of.
Matt: Okay, carry on then.
Jay: Ludmila Privivkova isn’t on the Russian Curling team this time!
Matt: Oh no!!!
Jay: IKR? I’m devastated.
Matt: What happened?
Jay: I guess she got too old and couldn’t keep up.
Matt: Sports is brutal on people as they age.
Jay: Yeah, curling is probably hard on the knees.
Matt: And the elbows and wrists pushing that broom so hard.
Jay: Sad to see the greats leave the game though.
Matt: True. Hey, did she ever approve your Facebook friend request?
Jay: No!
Matt: So rude!
Jay: IKR? That’s okay though, I dumped her.
Matt: Oh really? For whom?
Jay: I sent her replacement Anna Sidorova a friend request today.
Matt: Well done sir!

Jay: Well it only makes sense to do that right before Valentine’s Day.
Matt: You make a good point.
Jay: Just like it only makes sense to talk love and shit this week on IWS.
Matt: Dude! You’re on a roll!
Jay: We really need to blow the lid of this bullshit V-Day crap.
Matt: Oh we’re going too!
Jay: Drew Peacock might have some thoughts on it.
Matt: You know Paul Piatt does.
Jay: Pfffffttt … V-Day is made for him!
Matt: And Slyder is covering the Olympics.
Jay: Of course! We MIGHT have a Smug report too.
Matt: That would be nice. Also? Aunt Jackie might do a song!
Jay: She as the voice of an angel dude!
Matt: That she does.
Jay: Buddy Acapella should do something too.
Matt: A medley of bad love songs.
Jay: That is freaking brilliant!
Matt: Word.
Jay: I’m sure we can get Bobby Kraft to chime in.
Matt: And Schmoop
Jay: And who knows what else we’ll come up with.
Matt: Our imagination knows no bounds.
Jay: True dat.
Matt: Damn this show is gonna RAWK!
Jay: I can’t wait!
Matt: Me either!

Also, Matt-Man and Jayman would like to take a moment to honor our friend and colleague Jay Leno as he ends his amazing 22 year run on the Tonight Show. Best of luck to you in the future and you have a standing invitation to join us on IWS Radio anytime you want!  

Tune into “It’s as Hot as an Oven in the Love Shack” Sunday at 8 pm ET and let’s give Valentine’s Day the treatment it deserves!