St. Patrick Is Green With Excitement Over IWS Radio

Cheeeeeeres, Slaint'e, and suca mo ladhar mhór.

St. Patrick here for IWS Radio. I am so excited to know that Jay, Matt, and IWS Radio will be celebrating me tomorrow by honoring my chasing away of the snakes from Ireland, and by snakes I mean...

Italians!!

Hey-O'oooooooooooo!! Anyhoo...

Jay and Matt have a really big St. Paddy's Day show planned for you. Lots of Irish music, Irish humor, check-ins from their witty correspondents on their celebrations, and perhaps even a war of words between the north of Ireland and the south.

Well hell to it all; here's what the press release says about tomorrow's show:

It's time to boil the cabbage and dye the beer green as IWS Radio celebrates St. Patrick's Day 2015. Join Jay, Matt, and the hilarious IWS players as they delight in the best of Irish humor, music, history, and of course, beer...lots and lots of green beer. 

Don't go out to party and risk poor, drunken life choices, vomiting in public, and getting popped for DUI on St. Patrick's Day, when you can stay home and be entertained by IWS Radio as you conjure up your inner drunken Irishness free from the fear of a future court date and/or paternity suit.

So sit back, relax, call-in, and enjoy St. Patrick's Day with Jay. Matt, and the IWS gang as IWS Radio presents: Raising a Glass and Dublin Down on the Fun!!

So there you have it...a ton of Irish fun on my special day tomorrow on Blog Talk Radio with Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang LIVE from Noon-2 PM EDT.

To enjoy the wearing and the laughing of the green with IWS Radio click right HERE and enjoy two hours of St. Patrick's Day fun and frivolity as IWS Radio presents:  Raising a Glass, and Dublin Down on the Fun!!

St. Patrick Loves I'm With Stupid!!

Greetings and O’Cheers readers of the O’IWS website.  St. Patrick here for O’I’m With Stupid.

O’uuch.

Could we please refrain from using the o’ before every word when March 17th comes rolling around?  I mean really…

I wasn’t even O’Irish.  God Damn It!!  Now you even have me o’doing it!!  O’Arrrrrgh!!!

O’fuck you!!  O’anyhoo…

As the patron saint of Ireland, well at least the good part, I caught wind via a trans-Atlantic breeze that these two Irish blooded IWS guys are doing a big St. Patrick’s Day show in my honor this Sunday on Blog Talk Radio from Noon-2 P.M. ET.

Frankly, I am so damn excited.  I have heard them in the past, and I know they do great radio, and now?  They have a two hour time slot!!  O’Jeebus!!

I hear they have o’plenty planned for their foray into seriously comedic radio.

I am told that Matt-Man and Jayman, or as I call him now that his radio show is premium, P-Jay, have forty shades of entertainment lined up for your enjoyment.

Kirk Douglas will be providing a Dublin weather report.  Dixie Ozark will be reporting on local Redneckville, AR. news.

Their token gay guy…er…homosexual man Joshua, will have some entertainment offerings, and…

Paul Piatt will be tripping the pentameters iambically with some poetry, prose and maybe a polemic or two.

Also, and o’dig it…damn…

P-Jay and Matt-Man will also be calling out in order to talk to Party Marty who is the lead singer of Bagwine, Ohio’s best band, The Dreamboats, as Party Marty and his mates prepare for their big St. Me gig.

They may even get a chance to talk to the shadowy figure known only as Big Dick and ask him why he gave them the $400.00 to go premium on BTR, and have all this time and power on their hands.  I o’shudder to think of Big Dick’s reasoning!!

Annnnnnnd kids…they may have some big news coming out of Cincinnati to tell you about.  A British guy who sells Bulgarian wine out of Porkopolis may be interested in joining the IWS family.  Yeah, we shall o’see about that.

On top o’that there will be music, singing, debauchery and the taking of your calls at 661.244.9852 on the Big Dick Hotline.

This show is going to be hotter than a Northern Ireland Catholic ass being rubber bulleted by a UDF guy.  Itsa gonna be smokin’ hot bitches!!

O’Word to your mutha!!

So, to o’reiterate…

This Sunday LIVE from NOON-2 P.M. ET, Matt-Man and P-Jay are going to be tripping the airwaves fantastic, so join them LIVE.

Their IWS Radio page is HERE.

Annnnnnd…you can always help them get to 200 hundred “likes” on their Facebook page by clicking HERE.

Until Sunday LIVE from NOON-2 P.M. ET this is St. Patrick saying…

I’m o’outta here!!

St. o’P

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