Mariah Carey, Abby Huntsman in an IWS Three-Way

Season FIVE of IWS Radio got off to a wacky start. Matt and Jay were kind of all over the place.

Matt-Man talked about HIS intestinal problems this week.

Jayman talked about the Tea Party problems in Redneck County, Arkansas

Jessie Ferg showed up in the chat room and did a new bumper for us with such enthusiasm he caught Matt-Man off guard.

Matt and Jay discussed the OUTRAGE that is the Dominican Republic banning a Miley Cryus concert on morality grounds.

Matt and Jay joined in with the residents of Ferguson, Missouri throwing rocks at MSNBC’s Chris Hayes.

Bobby Kraft gave us his ideas for him in Season Five while he also gave a shout out to Mariah Carey.

Paul Piatt read a beautiful poem by THE Ohio State University super fan Frank Blatz.

The Alarmist Weatherman had a strange run in with Dusty Sandman who is a bit confused as to how the whole Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS works.

Matt and Jay discussed the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and how some people are clearly cheating by using warm weather. Like Mitt Romney and Abby Huntsman (Editor’s Note: RAWR!)

Don Lemon got pushed around by a raging racist cop and Jay got unfollowed by someone on Twitter who supported the racist cop.

Jay came up with some ideas for Ferguson’s upcoming re-branding efforts.

Singen Burke from Latte of Shallot dropped by.  

Reverend Moneymaker called out both Guy AND Drew Peacock this week as his downward spiral continues.

And sooooooooo much more!!! Definitely check it out! 

                               

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Frozen Ramblings During the BCS Championship Game

Holaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Holy crap y’all! As I write this it’s 2 freaking degrees here in Redneckville thanks to this Polar Vortex thing! TWO! That’s just stupid. I don’t know who ordered up this Vortex, but they can kiss my ass. It’s too cold to blog even. Well, not really but I don’t really have anything interesting to talk about tonight, so I’m just gonna write out some random thoughts as they hit me while watching the BCS Championship Game.

I keep being told that because I’m an Arkansas guy, and Arkansas is in the SEC, then I should be rooting for Auburn to win. That’s just ridiculous. I’m not rooting for Auburn against anyone, EVER! So take that!

Now that I think about it, I bet it was Obama who decided to order a Polar Vortex this week. He probably wants us all to get sick and force us to use Obamacare. That way everyone will go to the doctor or an emergency room and find out that their insurance or Medicaid covers their cold/flu/pneumonia/sniffles/whateverthehellhteyhave and be like “WOOOOO! I LOVE OBAMACARE! WOOOO OBAMA’S DA MAN!!!!” or something.

I made a damn good ham casserole over the weekend. It’s one of my favorite things, makes a ton and isn’t hard to make at all. Want the recipe? Of course you do!

1 lb. Ham cut up into small pieces
8 oz Elbow Macaroni
2 Cans Mushroom Soup
2 Cans Cheddar Cheese Soup
1 Can Peas
1 Can French Fried Onion Rings

That’s it! That’s the list! You cook up the elbow macaroni, drain it, put it back into the pot, mix in both of the soups, the peas (drained of course) and the ham. Then put it in a big oven ready Pyrex dish, cover it with aluminum foil and cook it for about an hour or so at 350-375 depending on how much time you want it to take. Then, when it’s cooked through and all bubbly and stuff take the cover off and pour the onion rings over it. Put it back in the oven until they are good and brown. TA-DA! It’s done! Then you eat it with your mouth.  It will look like this …

Did I tell you guys I got a cool new Blue Snowball Microphone which I love! The sound quality is really good and I don’t have to sit really close to it at all. It makes it easier to do the show even though I still have earphones on, I do feel more free and comfortable. The best part is I’m not breathing or sniffing right into the mic. The only thing I have to do is make sure to remember to mute myself on the studio board if I’m going to get up during the show. I’ll have to work on that.

I also got a Galaxy Tab 3 for Christmas? Oh hell yes! I’m having fun with it too. Lots of cool apps to play with and even though it’s only got a 7” screen, the video on NefFlix, YouTube and the Watch ESPN apps is awesome! Also, I now have Instagram so I can more thoroughly stalk some of you people. I’m @Jaymaniws on there if you want to add me. Also, this means SELFIES!

Welp, my New Year’s Resolution (that I just thought of) is too keep blog posts below 600 words so I better wrap this up and watch football!

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My Freaky Neighbor

Hola freaks and weirdos  After months of involuntarily listening in on my upstairs neighbor’s activities I have suddenly put all together. Well, it wasn’t so sudden really. It actually took several nights of lying awake in my bed while listening to a rhythmic squeaking and banging noises going on above me.

My neighbor gets a lot of action. I always figured that he was either a really charming guy or had access to great drugs that girls were willing to do anything for. But, the more action he got, the more things didn’t seem to add up.

See, it sounded like my neighbor had an air mattress that he used as his “sex bed” because it wasn’t bed springs or a bed frame type squeaking. If you've ever slept on an air bed you’ll know what I mean. It sounds like squeezing a beach ball.

Here’s the weird part. I've never hear any HUMAN noises up there. No moaning or screaming or cooing or anything. No talking beforehand or afterwards. Also, after he’s through he jumps out of bed and runs to the bathroom. But, nobody else does. In fact, there’s only one person walking around up there EVER.

Hell, three minutes before he’s in bed getting bizz-ay he’s outside talking on his cellphone. Next thing you know he’s squeezing the beach ball for ten minutes and that’s it. Then, after a trip to the bathroom, he goes into the other bedroom, gets into a bed that has a real squeaky frame and goes to sleep.

So, I think we all know where this is going, right? Yup … My upstairs neighbor has a girl drugged and chained to an air mattress in his apartment.

Wait … No, that’s not it. I hope. His girlfriend is a blow up doll.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. And I’m certainly not one to judge, but it’s just one of those things that seems odd and one feels they must share on their blog with the whole world.

Has anyone out there ever tried a blow up doll? I guess maybe some people just need a little help when it comes to masturbating. If this dude was in the blogosphere or twitter he would meet more than enough hot babes to fantasize about and maybe he wouldn't need something like that and wouldn't have worry about hiding his “girlfriend” in case maintenance came into his apt when he was gone. And that’s exactly what’s going to happen if I can talk the maintenance dude into to. I’m totally going to try to get him to go in there and look. Just for confirmation, not so I can mock him again. I would never do something like that. But, just so I’ll know if my months of detective work were worth it.

If there is no blow up girlfriend up there, I will have to ask him where he finds all these deaf and mute girls. Unless he’s good at finding girls who don’t mind having duct tape over their mouths during sex. That would be kinda hot.

Jayman
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@Jayman_IWS 


Also, on Wednesday we had a great show talking about the Presidential Debate, Nicki Minaj vs Mariah Carey, speaking Canadian and Drive-By Mikey called in to update us all on the Great Mouse Hunt of 2012. All that and so much more! Check it out!

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