Holaaaaaaaaaaa y’all! So, I know what you guys are all
thinking. You’re worried that George Zimmerman will forever be known as the guy
who chased and eventually killed an unarmed black teenager named Trayvon Martin
and his life is going to be sad and miserable. Nonsense! This is America people
and there are always opportunities out there. Here’s a list of the things
George might be able to do with his new found fame.
- Host a comedy podcast on BlogTalkRadio
- A new reality show on Bravo about an all-gay male nude
dance troupe called The ZimmerMEN’s Folles.
- Other reality show ideas …
“On Patrol with George”
“Who’s Out There with George”
“Wandering the Streets with George”
“Fuck the Police with George”
“George Follows Black People Around”
- “Stand Your Ground” show every weekend hosted by George
Zimmerman on Fox News
- Run for Sheriff of Seminole County Florida
- Become a mentor for Big Brothers/Big Sisters
- Gigolo
- Spokesman for the NRA
- New show on The Food Network “Cooking with George and
Paula”
- Do a series of porn movies:
“George Comes at Night”
“George the Dick Stalker” (bi)
“George Knows how to Finish”
“George Gets Off”
“The Neighborhood Likes to Watch”
- Write a book?
“Why I Did It”
“I Didn’t Get Life”
“A Field Guide to Effective Neighborhood Watch Programs”
“In My Self Defense”
- And of course a new line of “The Zimmer” Hoodies
So, as you can see, George Zimmerman’s life is full of all
kinds of opportunities to be happy and successful!
