Taylor Swift is our Person of the Week!

IWS Radio is proud to announce that our Person of the Week for this week is the amazing Taylor Swift.

She has the #1 Album in the country for five straight weeks ...

She performed at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show ...

She hangs out an NY Knicks games and snuggles with Karlie Kloss ...

She just got nominated for a Grammy in her first try as a Pop artists (NOT Country!)...

And she just celeb rated her 25th birthday! There's no stopping her...

Speaking of people who can't be stopped. Don't forget to join us for our "2014 IWS Radio Christmas Party" Sunday at 12 Noon ET!! This year promises to be even more decadent and depraved than ever! Or something like that.

Lesbian vs Straight Couples

Hola y’all! Well, the apartment manager was upstairs yesterday with a clip board inspecting the empty apartment. I guess that means someone has rented it and will be moving in soon. I’ve been expecting someone to move in over the long Memorial Day Weekend anyway. Needless to say I’m very concerned that it might be another loud asshole. I’m hoping for lesbians though. I think lesbians would make great neighbors. In fact, I decided to break it all down scientifically to see if my assumption that lesbians would be superior neighbors to a straight couple.

Straight Couple: Loud rap or (even worse) country music.

Lesbian Couple: Indigo Girls, K.D. Lang and Meshell Ndegeocello.

Adv: Lesbians

Straight Couple: Bed squeaking, man grunting, woman moaning.

Lesbian Couple: Bed squeaking, TWO WOMEN MOANING!

Adv: Lesbians

Straight Couple: Man cussing, woman shrieking during fight.

Lesbian Couple: Two women shrieking during fight.

Adv: Straights

Straight Party: Couples & singles, loud rap or country music, eventually a fight breaks out.

Lesbian Party: A nice get-together with snacks, indie music and wine for several women they’re trying to convert.

Adv: Lesbians

Straight Couple: Walk around in high heels and cowboy boots.

Lesbian Couple: Walk around in Birkenstocks and work/combat boots.

Adv: Push

Straight Couples: Steak and potato people.

Lesbian Couples: Tofu and vegan people.

Adv: Straights

Straight Couple: Confederate Flags hanging from the window.

Lesbian Couple: Rainbow Flags hanging from the window.

Adv: Lesbians

Straight Couples: Watch shows like Real Housewives or Honey Boo Boo.

Lesbian Couples: Watch “The L-Word”

Adv: Lesbians

Straight Couples: Play loud video games while jumping around and yelling.

Lesbians: Go bowling.

Adv: Lesbians

Straight Couple: Fox and Friends

Lesbian Couple: The Daily Show

Adv: Lesbians

So you see folks, when you break it all down scientifically, it’s not so hard to figure it all out. By a score of 7 – 2 with one push Lesbian Couples are the far preferable neighbors.

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