Holaaaaaaaaaa y’all! So the Great Booby Debate of 2015 is
off to a rip-roaring start! Yesterday’s post by Matt-Man stirred up some action. So far the reaction has been positive, but there’s still more to do.
Matt and I will be discussing this further on IWS Radio this coming Sunday. We
have figure out how to go about this new world of Freeing the Nipple on the IWS
Blog.
What kind of limits do we put on booby pics? How often will
they appear? What about promoting the blog on social media? Does it have to be
listed as Not Safe For Work? Who will be the first sniveling little bitch to
flag one of our posts on Facebook or Twitter or whathaveya? Aaaaaaaaaand if
boobs are okay then surely butts are too, right?
And how ethical do we want to be about this. Do we want to
be fine upstanding honest bog citizens and actually post what our headlines
say? Or do we want to be internet tricksters like everyone else and post a
headline like “Kate Upton Topless!!” and then post THIS …
Oh sure, she’s topless, but she’s not TOPLESS! You know what
I mean? She’s not wearing a top, but her arm is strategically placed to ruin
everything for the excited folks who clicked the link. That’s kind of a dick
move, but it does produce clicks.
Speaking of clicks … Is this blog going to become a clickbait
blog? Is that all we’re going for now? Will we no longer be posting deep, insightful
and HI-larious stuff? Or will we mix it up. Keep practicing our craft while
from time to time throwing in a hot topless celebrity? Orrrrrrrr are we going
to post the topless celebrity pics in out brilliant posts giving the internet a
little bit of sexiness and brilliance? That sounds like a good idea, but we’ll
see.
Of course we could go full lists, viral videos, funny &
sexy gifs and naked chicks all the time. We’ll be IWS Buzzfeed using headlines
like "The 69 Hottest Moments in Movie History!" Or “The 37 Times a Naked Miley Cyrus Totally Ruled the Internets!” Or “192
Times Taylor Swift Made us Feel Better About Humanity!” Or “9,649 Times a Naked
Kim Kardashian Totally Grossed Us Out!” And then things like “Sarah Palin’s 100
Funniest and 12 Serious Gifs!”
I don’t know about the viral videos. Those get posted 9,428
times to Facebook before we could ever post them here. So those are probably
out. Man I fucking hate those! Seriously y’all viral videos are all I ever see
on my Facebook newsfeed these days. This man tried to pet a Komodo Dragan and
what happened next will amaze you! Who fucking cares? All that heartwarming
crap bores me. But, cute puppy gifs?
Those totally rule! We can include those.
So, as you can see this is some deep, complicated shit here.
We’re gonna have to talk about it and set some guidelines and stuff like that.
Freeing the nipple is not nearly as easy as it seems.
