Matt Said Jay Said Amy Adams is Hot

Matt hustles, Jay bustles and You rustle …

Matt: Yo
Jay: Hola
Matt: What’s up?
Jay: Not much. How do I sound?
Matt: Wait! Don’t speak yet.
Jay: Wha…
Matt: Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Jay: Why?
Matt: The prep session isn’t being recorded yet.
Jay: I know, but we can ..
Matt: DON’T SAY ANYTHING FUNNY YET!
Jay: Oh I won’t, don’t worry.
Matt: Let’s wait until the recording starts just in case.
Jay: Okay.

*BEEEEEP* *BLOGTALKRADIO* 

Matt: Okay then! What’s up?
Jay: Oh nothing, how do I sound?
Matt: You’re clear but … not really an echo …
Jay: Do I sound like I’m in a room with no furniture?
Matt: Exactly!
Jay: I’m experimenting with my new microphone.
Matt: Ohhhhhhhhh … Well it sounds really clear.
Jay: Cool beans!

Matt: How was Christmas?
Jay: It was very nice. How was yours?
Matt: It was most excellent.
Jay: Well that’s great to hear. How was the Mac & Beef?
Matt: Freaking delicious! How was the steak?
Jay: Succulent.
Matt: That’s great. Schmoop is hung over.
Jay: Awwww. Poor Schmoop.
Matt: She’ll be okay.
Jay: She’s better than “okay” she is alright!
Matt: Damn right she is!
Jay: How are the New Balances?
Matt: I’m walking on clouds Jayman!
Jay: Are the comfy enough to sleep in?
Matt: No, I don’t do that, but..
Schmoop: You did yesterday!
Matt: Well, yeah I took a little nap with them on yesterday.
Jay: And when you woke up your feet felt refreshed, right?
Matt: Very!

Jay: Sooooo what are we talking about this week?
Matt: Well, it’s the show before New Year’s so I guess that’s it?
Jay: That makes sense.
Matt: We like to make sense on IWS.
Jay: Totally. We can make predictions for 2014.
Matt: And celebrity death pool!
Jay: Of course!
Matt: And maybe some resolutions.
Jay: Maybe a little look back on 2013.
Matt: And then talk about how awesome 2014 will be!
Jay: Hell yeah! Positive radio!
Matt: Paul Piatt has some thoughts on that.
Jay: As does the Rev Moneymaker.
Matt: Well I would think so. You know what we could do?
Jay: What’s that?
Matt: We could swap characters for a week.
Jay: Okay. Like which ones.
Matt: Well, you could be Guy Ahnyurdyck?
Jay: Ha! And you could be Drew Peacock!
Matt: Awwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhh!
Schmoop: Oh God!
Jay: It’s brilliant!
Matt: That’s Schmoop’s seal of approval.
Jay: Oh and I believe we’ll have Smugly Superior Dana too!
Matt: Sweeeeeeeeet!
Jay: Damn, this is gonna be pretty HUGE!
Matt: God only knows what else we’ll come up with.
Jay: Our creative brilliance knows no bounds.
Matt: It better not, cause we’re moving to PRIME TIME BABY!
Jay: IKR?! We’re ready!
Matt: We better be!
Jay: We’re not afraid of the bright lights.
Matt: We’ll rise to the occasion.
Jay: 2014 is gonna be huge
Matt: IWS Radio Bigger …
Jay: AND STOOPIDER!
Matt: There we go!
Jay: Let’s do this!  

Okay then! Be sure to check out “IWS Radio 2014: Bigger andStoopider” Sunday at 8 PM ET!! Note the time change! Prime Time baby!!!

Matt Said, Jay Said Party Time

Matt decks the halls, Jay jingles his bells, You come a wassailing.

Matt: Hello?
Jay: Yoooooooooooooooo!
Matt: Are you okay?
Jay: It’s been a rough week man.
Matt: Damn right it has.
Jay: Busy as hell.
Matt: Brutal!
Jay: But, totally worth it.
Matt: Maybe?
Jay: Well, we were the special guest stars in Agent Rat’s video

  

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Matt: That was a lot of fun.
Jay: I always thought Furries were freaks, but that was cool.
Matt: Gotta keep an open mind.
Jay: Always.
Matt: And our new movie is out!
Jay: Right! American Hustle! We star with Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper. 

Matt: What an amazing cast!
Jay: Lots and talent right there.
Matt: Everyone was strictly professional too.
Jay: That’s why it’s such a great film.
Matt: True dat.
Jay: We should do a 70’s show sometime
Matt: That would be pretty cool.
Jay: We’ll do the whole show high on cocaine.
Matt: And listening to Disco.
Jay: That would be good radio right there.
Matt: Probably.

Jay: You know what WAS great radio?

Matt: Candice the Phone Sex Girl?
Jay: Damn right!
Matt: That show was HAWT!
Jay: Candice did NOT disappoint!
Matt: No she didn’t!

Jay: We need to do something fun this week.
Matt: Every week is fun on IWS.
Jay: I mean have a big blowout!
Matt: Maybe let off some steam?
Jay: Yeah! Maybe a party!
Matt: An Office Christmas Party??
Jay: This would be a great time of year for one too!
Matt: Good point!
Jay: We can tell stories of Christmas parties past.
Matt: And maybe give out some gifts to people.
Jay: And hear from some of our correspondents.
Matt: Nobody even knows where Guy is.
Jay: Maybe we should put out an APB on him.
Matt: Father Limerick will be there.
Jay: You know Bobby Kraft will too!
Matt: Free food means Slyder Ballzcock shows up!
Jay: And Santa Claus has a new comedy routine!
Matt: I heard he was out on the road again.
Jay: Yeah, he’s getting back into… BREAKING NEWS!
Matt: What???!!!
Jay: I’ve just been informed that a special guest will perform Santa Baby!
Matt: Oh man! That’s hot!
Jay: She’s freaking awesome.
Matt: Gotta tune in to find out who it is!
Jay: And! We’re being featured by BTR this week.
Matt: The pressure is on!
Jay: It’s party time!
Matt: Woo-Hooo!!!! We’re gonna eat, drink and be merry!  

So, be sure to tune into “Office Christmas Party 2013” at 12 Noon ET on IWS Radio!!