I had planned on writing about Mitt Romney and President Obama today, but last night at the Beer Mine, something happened that took today’s post topic in quite a different direction.
A lady came through to get some beer. She was very charming, very polite, and incredibly cute. However…
The chick had a “crazy eye”. One of her gorgeous eyes was askew. Kinda like the late, great Jack Elam…
But nonetheless, and as she pulled away, I began thinking…If she were to wear an eye patch, that chick would be hot!! And then, I thought…
Even without an eye patch, she still would be hot because there are certain, “out of the mainstream” physical characteristics that I find attractive on a woman.
While I am a fan of breasts on the more, shall we say, ample side, I am even more of a fan of great cleavage, and some women regardless of boob girth, have great cleavage, for example, Katy Perry…
Another thing I have always dug on a chick, is a big nose…Now it has to be an attractive big nose. Kelly Clarkson has a decent schnoz that I would like to blow, and it’s pierced, which is kinda cute…
Now, right wing talking head, and FOX News contributor Laura Ingraham, has the epitome of a sexy nose…
but as I find her to be a repugnant human being, I just can’t go there, although I guess I just did.
Anyhoo...
Eyebrows!! I dig fertile, furtive, and cocked eyebrows…A good eyebrow can say so much. And as far as eyebrows today, I have to give a shout-out to touchy-feely, super elitist, and uber-liberal, Alex Wagner of MSNBC…
Dat chick got some sexy ‘brows!! I want to lick them!!
Another off the mainstrean liking I have, is a woman with a gap between her two front teeth. Who comes to mind?
Anna Paquin…
In addition, Anna is sporting some sex cleavage in that picture, and a touch of the crazy eye as well!!
So there you have it folks.
My perfect chick would have an eye patch (or not), great boobs and cleavage, a big nose, expressive eyebrows, and a gap between her two front teeth.
In other words, she would look like this…
I don’t care what you say…THAT’S HOT!!
And you know what else is hot?
Listening to Jayman and me on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio today at 11 AM ET.
We are going to do an early analysis of the looming Steel Cage Death Match between Willard Mitt Romney and Barack Hussein Obama. It is gonna be a HOOT, so…
Join us LIVE at 11 AM ET today by clicking HERE, and remember you can always call-in live at 661.244.9852. We so loooooove the calls from you folks.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
neshobadude@yahoo.com
@mattmaniws
A lady came through to get some beer. She was very charming, very polite, and incredibly cute. However…
The chick had a “crazy eye”. One of her gorgeous eyes was askew. Kinda like the late, great Jack Elam…
But nonetheless, and as she pulled away, I began thinking…If she were to wear an eye patch, that chick would be hot!! And then, I thought…
Even without an eye patch, she still would be hot because there are certain, “out of the mainstream” physical characteristics that I find attractive on a woman.
While I am a fan of breasts on the more, shall we say, ample side, I am even more of a fan of great cleavage, and some women regardless of boob girth, have great cleavage, for example, Katy Perry…
Another thing I have always dug on a chick, is a big nose…Now it has to be an attractive big nose. Kelly Clarkson has a decent schnoz that I would like to blow, and it’s pierced, which is kinda cute…
Now, right wing talking head, and FOX News contributor Laura Ingraham, has the epitome of a sexy nose…
but as I find her to be a repugnant human being, I just can’t go there, although I guess I just did.
Anyhoo...
Eyebrows!! I dig fertile, furtive, and cocked eyebrows…A good eyebrow can say so much. And as far as eyebrows today, I have to give a shout-out to touchy-feely, super elitist, and uber-liberal, Alex Wagner of MSNBC…
Dat chick got some sexy ‘brows!! I want to lick them!!
Another off the mainstrean liking I have, is a woman with a gap between her two front teeth. Who comes to mind?
Anna Paquin…
In addition, Anna is sporting some sex cleavage in that picture, and a touch of the crazy eye as well!!
So there you have it folks.
My perfect chick would have an eye patch (or not), great boobs and cleavage, a big nose, expressive eyebrows, and a gap between her two front teeth.
In other words, she would look like this…
I don’t care what you say…THAT’S HOT!!
And you know what else is hot?
Listening to Jayman and me on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio today at 11 AM ET.
We are going to do an early analysis of the looming Steel Cage Death Match between Willard Mitt Romney and Barack Hussein Obama. It is gonna be a HOOT, so…
Join us LIVE at 11 AM ET today by clicking HERE, and remember you can always call-in live at 661.244.9852. We so loooooove the calls from you folks.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
neshobadude@yahoo.com
@mattmaniws
Ha! You're perfect woman is a real looker. And, I bet she has a really great personality.
ReplyDeleteJay
Hahaaaa!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteJay: The perfect personality is an entirely different post. If my artist's conception of the perfect woman has a bad attitude, the entire thing is OFF. Cheers Jayman!!
ReplyDeleteMatt-Man
Anony: Are you mocking my perfect woman? That's just plain hurtful. Cheers Miss!!
ReplyDeleteMatt-Man
If Anna Paquin and I were making out I wonder if our teeth would get locked together?
ReplyDeleteMike: Ha...That would be cool...We could videotape that. It would go viral. Cheers Mike!!
ReplyDeleteMatt-Man
Well. I'm feeling a WHOLE lot better about myself;)
ReplyDeleteBeth: Hey now...You have THE trait that went unsaid yet impresses me the most. The ability to fold your boobs. HOT!! Cheers Schmoop!!
ReplyDeleteMatt-Man
It is a gift.
ReplyDeleteBeth: Nnnnnnyessssssss. Cheers Schmoop!!
ReplyDeleteMatt-Man
I've always thought a small gap between the front teeth is sexy, too. Lauren Hutton comes to mind. Good thing airbrushing wasn't a thing back in the '80s.
ReplyDeleteyes to all of the above, including the pirate
ReplyDeletekaty perry is simply naturally beautiful
kelly clarkson has that spunky cute sultry hot thing going
the other two...meh....i wouldnt kick em outta bed.
now the pirate...does she have a club foot or perhaps a hook???!!
I know that chick
ReplyDeleteLisa: Yeah, I thought about using her as an example but was never a big fan. Cheers Lisa!!
ReplyDeleteMatt-Man
Jack: I hope to God she doesn't have a hook. And yeah, Katy Perry is pretty, well, pretty. Cheers Jack!!
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Vinny: You do? Did you meet in a bar near the waterfront? Cheers Vin!!
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