Matt 会談, Jay 会談, You 聞く.
Matt: “Matt here”
Jay: “BOOBIES!”
Matt: “BOOBIES!”
Jay: “Jay calling, how ya doing?”
Matt: “Matt is doing great, how is Jay?”
Jay: “Jay is fantastic! Jay thanks you for asking.”
Matt: “Matt is very happy that you’re doing well.”
Jay: “And Jay is happy that Matt is happy.”
Jay: “So, Jay was thinking.”
Matt: “This concerns Matt.”
Jay: “Well, now that we have a new logo, Jay thought we should freshen up the show more.”
Matt: “Matt is listening, but not sure he likes where this is going.
Jay: “Well, Jay thought we could do new intro music.”
Matt: “MATT KNEW IT! HE JUST KNEW IT!”
Jay: “Now stay calm, Jay likes our intro.”
Matt: “Matt worked hard on that intro.”
Jay: “Jay knows that, but …”
Matt: “Matt doesn’t want to hear the ‘butt …’”
Jay: “Jay thought maybe something new and, you know, original.”
Matt: “ORIGINAL?? MATT IS REALLY HURT.”
Jay: “No, ‘original’ as in not someone else’s music or whatever.”
Matt: “Oh, okay. Matt still isn’t too happy.”
Jay: “Jay understands, but we want to keep things fresh, ya know.”
Matt: “No, Matt doesn’t know.”
Jay: “Jay knew Matt would make this difficult.”
Matt: “Matt is so insulted.”
Jay: “Oh he is not.”
Matt: “Well, still ... Matt doesn’t like change.”
Jay: “Jay isn’t afraid of change.”
Matt: “Really? Well Matt will do a new opening and just upload it.”
Jay: “Well, Jay is a little afraid of change sometimes.”
Matt: “Uh-huh.”
Matt: “So Third Person show this week?”
Jay: “Jay thinks it will be hilarious.”
Matt: “And different.”
Jay: “And challenging.”
Matt: “And fucking annoying!”
Jay: “That’s what Jay loves about it.”
Matt: “Matt does too!”
Jay: “But we need topics.”
Matt: “How social media makes Matt and Jay sad and happy works.”
Jay: “Jay agrees. Also, maybe other current events or whatever.”
Matt: “Yeah, Matt likes that too. Maybe birth control.”
Jay: “Yeah, Jay noticed that contraceptives are the big topic of the day.”
Matt: “And maybe something else will happen before Saturday.”
Jay: “Whitney’s funeral!”
Matt: “Oh yeah, Matt loves to talk about Whitney!”
Jay: “Okay, Social Media Extravaganza in Third Person it is.”
Matt: “Matt likes it!”
Jay: “Jay does too!”
So there you go! This Saturday at 11 PM Eastern Matt and Jay will talk about Social Media, Current Events, Whitney and just whatever else we can think of on
I’m With Stupid. Be there for all the hijinks and hilarity.
And if you need something to do until the show, just listen to Wednesday’s show where we waded into the Culture Wars! Oh yeah baby! It was awesome!
