Matt places the football. Jay kicks the football. You watch the football split the uprights.Matt: Helloooooooo?
Jay: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!?
Matt: Yes, and I won’t have to turn down the sound on the TV this season, because you just shattered my ear drums.
Jay: Man, bummer.
Matt: Okay…okay…the hearing is coming back now.
Jay: Good thing. Kinda hard to do a radio show if you can’t hear. Just ask Rush Limbaugh.
Matt: I know…and unlike gas bag Limbaugh, my temporary hearing loss wasn’t even oxycontin related.
Jay: Speaking of gas…This Sunday, we should talk about what’s going on and may go on in Syria.
Matt: Oh I guess so…I mean, since nobody else on Talk Radio, Cable TV, or blogs is covering it.
Jay: Ha!! Oh My God!! Who knew that FOX News and MSNBC had so many damn experts on Syria?
Matt: It’s as if Sean Hannity and Rachel Maddow grew up together in Damascus, Jayman.
Jay: Okay, so we can talk about our predictions about where this Syria thing is going to go.
Matt: Sounds good, and oh, by the way…What was for sup tonight?
Jay: I went crazy and had McDonald’s tonight.
Matt: Sweet. Did you get the #6 meal? The one with the Double Cheeseburger as usual?
Jay: Nope. I was feeling MANLY this evening so I upped my game, and got the Quarter Pounder meal.
Matt: Holy Cow. No wonder you are so worked up.
Jay: I AM FEELING GREAT!!
Matt: Ouch!! My ears again…Damn!! Did they put Yelling Salts in your meal?
Jay: Sorry, but c’mon…This is the perfect time of year to be MANLY.
Matt: Damn right. The NFL Season kicks off in earnest this Sunday.
Jay: YEAH BA----Sorry. Yeah Baby!!
Matt: We have to talk some football.
Jay: Damn straight. I mean, who doesn’t like football?
Matt: Communists and Euro Trash bitches!!
Jay: And fuckin’ Mao-Tse-Tounge-Lickers.
Matt: We can make some predictions for the 2013-14 season, and who will wind up in the Super Bowl.
Jay: We can talk about some of our favorite and least favorite announcers.
Matt: Overrated and Underrated players.
Jay: Things that women should make their men to eat while watching the game.
Matt: Sweet!!
Jay: Also, I know that Drew Peacock and Bobby Kraft have something to say, and perhaps Martin will have some meditations as well.
Matt: Sounds awesome…Slyder Balzcock is going to add his insight, along with musings from Stubby Stonehenge and Paul Piatt, as well.
Jay: This is gonna be a HUGE SHOW…Sorry.
Matt: Ouch!! Damn that Quarter Pounder meal…but yes it is.
Jay: The show is missing only one thing.
Matt: What’s that?
Jay: A football field sized chat room full of live listeners…
Matt: And a Syrian refugee camp sized switchboard full of live callers.
Jay and Matt: Let’s Doooo Iiiiiiiiit!!
Matt: So, folks need to listen to IWS Radio LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.
Jay: If they do, their children will be spared a gas attack.
Matt: If they don’t, everyone on their Fantasy Football team will break his leg.
Jay: Bombs Away and Hike!!
To catch us LIVE this Sunday for our IWS Radio Ground Game and Aerial Attacks show from Noon-2 PM ET, click HERE!!
