Hola stay at home and working mommies and the people who
love them! By now you’ve probably all heard of the truly outrageous and
despicable things that Hilary Rosen said about the sweet, loving and all around
wonderful Ann Romney. No? Well, basically Hilary got loose and ended up saying
“Ann Romney has never worked a day in her life.”
OH SNAP! It’s on
now bitch!
Of all the woman-on-woman crimes that happen in the world,
and they happen A LOT, the one I truly hate the most is the stay at home
wife/mom vs the working wife/mom. There might be no greater waste of time and
energy than this battle. Mostly it pisses me off because once again, for a
country full of people who want to be left alone to live their lives, we all
sure do love to tell everyone else how to live there’s.
But, more importantly, Hilary’s criticisms off Ann are
completely unfair and wayyyyy off base. While it’s true that Ann might not have
held a job outside of the house, that doesn’t mean she hasn’t ever had an important
job. This is where people like Hilary will never understand people like Anne.
First of all, being Mitt Romney’s wife is definitely a
fulltime job. Just taking care of Mitt would be a fulltime job for most people.
Every night Ann has to download all of the day’s events and activities from
Mitt’s CPU and go through the shutdown procedures. THEN, the next morning, she
has to start him back up, make sure all his circuits are running properly and
upload the day’s schedule, speeches, off the cuff remarks, awkward jokes and
whatever else. After that, she has to run a few tests to make sure all the info
has been processed and he’s ready to send out into public.
And don’t forget that Ann also doesn’t just have a household
to run, she has like FIVE households to run. She’s had to keep up the family’s
mansions in Massachusetts, Michigan, Utah, Washington and the little 12,000
square foot shack they’re building in California. Keeping up with staff for multiple
houses plus vacation homes in Canada, France and certain Caribbean Islands
known for strict bank secrecy laws is definitely hard work!
Mrs. Romney has to make sure that the staff is following her
directions in each location and see to it that anyone who was fired the
previous day is quickly deported. She has to monitor the landscapers and ensure
that the shrubs are sculpted to resemble Ronald Reagan and Barry Goldwater in
the gardens. Then she has to make the ice sculptor of Joseph
Smith Jesus Christ is properly presented before each meal in the
evenings.
Along with those things, Ann has to monitor the maintenance
schedules of all her Cadillacs, the private jet, the family yacht, various other
watercraft such as Sea-Doos and a couple of hovercraft. On top of all that she
also has to go out and help Mitt run for President because she’s the only charisma
that campaign has.
When someone is this busy just trying to keep up the
household(s) you can see how they’ve never had a private sector job. Hell, you
can even see how she wouldn’t have even known that she had a couple of Swiss
bank accounts!
So, Mizzzz Rosen, as I think you understand now, you were
very much out of line and unfair to Ann. Shame on you!
