Sunday, March 22, 2015

IWS Person of The Week: Spring Breakers

If it's Sunday, it's the IWS Person(s) of the Week, and as it is the first Sunday of Spring 2015, it is only fitting that we honor those who seek to find some relief and well-earned relaxation from the pressures of life and name Spring Breakers our IWS Persons of the Week!!

Spring Breakers are primarily made up of over-pressured, debt-ridden college students who need to blow off some steam, and often do so, by getting drunk, and standing on a high hotel balcony...


Sometimes, the more shy and introverted breakers of the Spring simply want to relax and get a nice tan while napping peacefully on the beach...


Of course, with all of the pressure upon young college goers, pent up frustrations are released during the break through acts of spontaneous joy, frivolity, and playful indiscretion...


Of course, it's not only young nubile women who need to have a vernal vacation, men who have grown old and tired want to ignite a Spring spark in order to feel alive yet again...


Lastly...The joy of Spring is not lost upon those who are a bit more restrained in their pursuits of happiness, because let me tell ya...When nuns hit the beach during Spring Break, all hell breaks loose...


So here's to all of you Spring Breakers out there. Long may your freak flags fly!!

And speaking of Spring Break...Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang are celebrating all things Spring NEXT WEEK March 29th from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

They will be discussing Spring Break, March Madness, Tornado Season, annnnnd celebrating National Goof Off Day. So join IWS Radio LIVE MARCH 29th from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents: Goofing Off During Spring Break.

To listen LIVE click HERE!!

2 comments:

Mike said...

It was quite a shock scrolling from pic 3 to pic 4. I quickly went back to 3 to wash that horrible sight out of my brain.

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Ha. Some people march to a different drummer. Cheers Mike!!

Matt