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Thursday, January 22, 2015

Famous Dudes Jayman Could Take in a Fight

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While having a three-way with Matt-Man and Jamie Mapleleaf  … uh … while talking to Matt and Jamie on Twitter the other day Matt mentioned that Don Lemon wanted to discuss terrorism with me. I have no idea why he wants to do that, but I responded that Don would just ask me if I supported ISIS. Then, at some point I mentioned that out that I could totally kick Don Lemon’s ass in a fight. That discussion inspired me to post a list of famous dudes who could beat in a fight…


Chris Hayes
George Stephanopoulos
Tom Cruise
Tom Hanks
Matt Lauer

The Dalai Lama
Ashton Kutcher
Chris Matthews
Joe Buck
Ricky Gervais

Marc Maron
Wes Welker
Every dude on “Big Bang Theory” (all at the same time)
Rev Franklin Graham
Lindsay Graham

Steve Doocey
Mario Batali
Ronan Farrow
Justin Bieber
Benjamin Millepied (Natalie Portman’s husband whose ass I would kick just on general principals.)

Johnny Depp
George H. W. Bush
Mitt Romney
Ezra Klein
Skip Bayless


Salmon Rushdie
Michael Moore
Every member of One Direction
Ted Nugent
Kevin Hart

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Anderson Cooper
Michael Steele
Howard Stern
Adam Carolla

Harold Ford Jr.
Blake Shelton
Bob Dylan
Matt LeBlanc
Perez Hilton

Donald Trump
Ryan Seacrest
Jimmy Fallon
Paul Schafer
Roland Martin (both the political pundit AND the fisherman)

Jeremy Piven
Mike Huckabee
Tom Cotton
Tony Kornheiser
Michael J. Fox



Wow! That’s FIFTY already and I could go on and on. Remember, this isn’t a list of people I WANT to fight. I’m just saying I could kick the ass of each dude on this list. Some of them probably don’t deserve it.



11 comments:

JesseFerg said...

Tom Hanks man, that's hardcore!

I'm With Stupid said...

I don't know Jayman...Huckabee has the grace and power of GAWD in his left hook. Be wary of fellow Arkansans. Cheers!!

Matt

I'm With Stupid said...

JesseFerg: IKR? He better not start any shit though if he knows what's good for him.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt: Yeah, but I just keep moving to my left he'll overreach and then it's over!

Jay

Mike said...

You have 51 on your list. So how about 49 more to round it up?

Unknown said...

Who is the laughing girl?

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: How 'bout 149 more to make it an even 200? I'm sure there are 200 famous guys I could take in a fight.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Katy: That's Chloe Bennett from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. She's cute. You should do a GIS of "Chloe Bennet gifs" and find the ones of her running while soaking wet.

Jay

jAMiE said...

I saw at least 2 Canadians on your list, Jayman...that's hurtful. Very hurtful.

jAMiE said...
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I'm With Stupid said...

Jamie: I started to leave ALL Canadians off the list because I think it goes without saying that I can kick any Canadian's ass. LOL ;-)

Jay