Cheers and a Happy Tuesday to you all. After this past Sunday’s IWS Radio Show, I was nearly feeling elated yesterday, but my hangover from Sunday’s debauchery was such, that I could not feel elated until today. But…
Now that I can feel again, I want to talk about the positive feelings of love, good-will, and support that are raining down upon my detoxified mind and body, and on behalf of the team here at IWS Radio, I want to give a virtual hug and say thanks to some people for making me smile during Sunday’s show.
Jayman and I had set-up Sunday’s show as a jab at Blog Talk Radio to see if they would accept our, “The Gentlemen’s Guide to Sucking and Fucking a Lady” title. Well, unfortunately….they did, and the pressure was on for us to perform.
Now don’t get me wrong, Jayman and I during our private Thursday morning show prep call can be downright filthy man-sluts, but we like to entertain a modicum of decorum during our LIVE show on Sundays. So…
We asked for surrogates to help us out and record their naughty bits for us for this past Sunday’s show, and lo and behold…
Many degenerate, lascivious, sex-crazed, foot-fetishing, yet well-meaning sociopaths quickly and amicably acquiesced to our call for assistance.
Chris performed a reading of a story that would have made the late Bob Guccione blush. Triple Jaxxx not only hung out on the phone with us for awhile, recited her bathtub desires to us, but also sang, quite sexily I might add, about how she enjoys touching herself to the thoughts of Jay and myself.
Glass Half Full Gal verbally gyrated for over seven minutes about sex, which afforded me the time to not only take a leak, but to do a little something else while I was in the bathroom listening to her piece.
A former Bagwine, Ohio resident and current longtime Alabamian, Amy…chimed in with a nice bumper full of southern charm and sexy giggles. I think we need to change her name to Alabamy. Anyhoo…
Lonnnnnng time friend to me and IWS Radio and even longer to the Jayman, Cracker, recorded a bumper for Paul Piatt’s spot so sexy, that he is still blushing and wondering what in the hell a Rusty Sandwich is.
And well that’s it…or is it?
Ha…No post of people helping out Jay and I would be complete without the acknowledgement of one Miss Jamie Mapleleaf. The lovely Jamie is without question our biggest fan…probably because it is colder in Canada longer than here in the states, and listening to us is more comfortable than going outside. Nonetheless…
Jamie has for a long time done a funny intro line about me every week, contributed and recorded countless bits for the show, and for whatever reason, she has to be the only person who has listened to all 290 shows that IWS Radio has broadcast.
I maybe shouldn’t say this, but Jamie said to me recently that being included as part of the IWS Radio Show was a gift to her. Pffffffffffft, she has it ass backwards, her being a part of the show is a gift to Jay and I. Jamie is incredible, and that’s that.
I just did want to say, now that I have my wits about me, thank you all for participating in Sunday’s IWS show. Y’all were great and keep in mind…
You all are welcome to send stuff to us anytime. Suggest show ideas. Suggest guests. Be a guest. Whatever!!
Keep the good stuff coming, but please…for the next couple of shows could your ideas and submissions be free of your sick and depraved lifestyles? After a couple of weeks…feel free to let your freak flags rise again.
Cheers and Thanks All!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
Twitter Me Softly With Your Song
Facebook Me Into Your Crotch
Now that I can feel again, I want to talk about the positive feelings of love, good-will, and support that are raining down upon my detoxified mind and body, and on behalf of the team here at IWS Radio, I want to give a virtual hug and say thanks to some people for making me smile during Sunday’s show.Jayman and I had set-up Sunday’s show as a jab at Blog Talk Radio to see if they would accept our, “The Gentlemen’s Guide to Sucking and Fucking a Lady” title. Well, unfortunately….they did, and the pressure was on for us to perform.
Now don’t get me wrong, Jayman and I during our private Thursday morning show prep call can be downright filthy man-sluts, but we like to entertain a modicum of decorum during our LIVE show on Sundays. So…
We asked for surrogates to help us out and record their naughty bits for us for this past Sunday’s show, and lo and behold…
Many degenerate, lascivious, sex-crazed, foot-fetishing, yet well-meaning sociopaths quickly and amicably acquiesced to our call for assistance.
Chris performed a reading of a story that would have made the late Bob Guccione blush. Triple Jaxxx not only hung out on the phone with us for awhile, recited her bathtub desires to us, but also sang, quite sexily I might add, about how she enjoys touching herself to the thoughts of Jay and myself.
Glass Half Full Gal verbally gyrated for over seven minutes about sex, which afforded me the time to not only take a leak, but to do a little something else while I was in the bathroom listening to her piece.
A former Bagwine, Ohio resident and current longtime Alabamian, Amy…chimed in with a nice bumper full of southern charm and sexy giggles. I think we need to change her name to Alabamy. Anyhoo…
Lonnnnnng time friend to me and IWS Radio and even longer to the Jayman, Cracker, recorded a bumper for Paul Piatt’s spot so sexy, that he is still blushing and wondering what in the hell a Rusty Sandwich is.
And well that’s it…or is it?
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Jamie has for a long time done a funny intro line about me every week, contributed and recorded countless bits for the show, and for whatever reason, she has to be the only person who has listened to all 290 shows that IWS Radio has broadcast.
I maybe shouldn’t say this, but Jamie said to me recently that being included as part of the IWS Radio Show was a gift to her. Pffffffffffft, she has it ass backwards, her being a part of the show is a gift to Jay and I. Jamie is incredible, and that’s that.
I just did want to say, now that I have my wits about me, thank you all for participating in Sunday’s IWS show. Y’all were great and keep in mind…
You all are welcome to send stuff to us anytime. Suggest show ideas. Suggest guests. Be a guest. Whatever!!
Keep the good stuff coming, but please…for the next couple of shows could your ideas and submissions be free of your sick and depraved lifestyles? After a couple of weeks…feel free to let your freak flags rise again.
Cheers and Thanks All!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
Twitter Me Softly With Your Song
Facebook Me Into Your Crotch
4 comments:
What an awesome lineup of truly great human beings! Maybe a little "off" but really awesome folks.
In other news, that picture of that dude sucking someone's toe means this blog has hit rock bottom.
Jay
Jay: I have but a one word response...Ha!! Cheers Jayman!!
Matt
Cheers to both you and Jay, Matt..you know i've listened to them all and and loved each and everyone one....Sunday's show pushed a few buttons...i was a tad uncomfortable...but overall, it was fun!
Jamie: Cheers and thanks again to you hot stuff...I love it when you talk about pushing buttons. Cheers Jaaaaaaamie!!
Matt
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