Holaaaaaaaaa all you celebrity loving perverts out there! One of the truly great things about modern American culture is celebrity sex tapes. Oh don’t sit there and act like you haven’t watch any of them cause you know you have. You watched Pam and Tommy Lee. You watched Paris Hilton and That Dude she did one with. You watched Kim Kardashian’s super boring sex tape too. You love celebrity sex tapes!
Since everyone loves them, I thought I would do a list of celebrity sex tapes we ALL want to see happen. Here are some sex tapes that would be HUGE and make a lot of money…
Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello: Sofia and Joe are the current “It Couple” and let’s face it, we’re all jealous of these two. I mean, being this hot and dating each other should be illegal. The sex tape would be must see though!
Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne: Their relationship didn’t last long because nothing this hot can burn forever. We can be pretty sure that it was intense, sexy and weird. There really isn’t any doubt there’s a sex tape of these two going at it somewhere. Just go ahead and release it ladies.
John McCain and Lindsay Graham: John and Lindsey are the hottest power couple in Washington. They can’t seem to keep their hands off each other! It’s really heartwarming the way they are always there to support and defend each other. That’s the way lovers should be!
The Victoria’s Secret Models: All of them. Naked. Having a big old supermodel orgy. Hey! Some of these for you … Some are for me.
Sarah Palin: All by herself making love to the only person on the face of the Earth she truly loves and cares about.
Abe Vigoda and Betty White: America’s grandpa and America’s sweetheart! This will be the longest sex tape ever because they fall asleep a few minutes in for a long nap then wake up, pee and then finish. It’s very touching.
Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson and Jayman: A world famous internet radio star and two of the biggest movie stars in the world in a hot, sexy three-way that obviously never happened and never will. But damn, what a blockbuster this would be, right? The media would never get enough of this one.