Matt pontificates…Jay orates…You ask yourself, “Do they know what the hell they are talking about?”
Matt: Jay? Jay? Jay?
(minutes pass)
Jay: Hola. GOD DAMN GOOGLE PHONE!!
Matt: Hiya Chuckles. Ow…oh the echo, echo echo echo.
Jay: What the fuck?
Matt: I don’t know what it is…what it is…what it is.
Jay: There, I muted the host line.
Matt: Better?
Jay: Yes, much.
Matt: Google phone screwed up again eh?
Jay: I may have spoken prematurely…It was BTR’s fault.
Matt: Fucking “Expert” Internet Radio Platform!!
Jay: Oh yeah, they know everything about internet radio.
Matt: Slackers.
Jay: Y’know Matt…There are a lot of self-proclaimed “experts” on Facebook, Twitter, TV, radio, etc.
Matt: Oh Dear God…More than a handful…more like…A BILLION!!
Jay: It’s annoying, depressing, but most of all…
Matt: Funnier than shit!!
Jay: Ha. I know right? Let’s make fun of, er, I mean celebrate, the “experts” this week,
Matt: Excellent call. We could start with Facebook advice givers who care about everybody.
Jay: Oh dear God…What they’re really doing most of the time is chiding others.
Matt: Who else?
Jay: Dr. Oz…Dr. Phil…Soccer “experts” who come out of the closet every four years for the World Cup.
Matt: Foreign relations/military experts who have never been a diplomat nor in the military.
Jay: The next door neighbor who knows what Kenyans look like…and knows they look a lot like Obama.
Matt: So many phony experts to berate like Jenny McCarthy, and so little time.
Jay: We’ll show them expertise alright.
Matt: Damn right, and Jayman…We can talk about the Great Velveeta Recall of 2014.
Jay: You and Schmoop must be beside yourselves.
Matt: M’eh…we’ll talk about it.
Jay: Oh and Matt-Man…The Fashion Center Mall in Redneckville is dead. We could buy it and make it our new headquarters!!
Matt: We should DEFINITELY talk about that.
Jay: Man…That’s a lot of quality entertainment at a fair price to cover.
Matt: It sure as hell is.
Jay: Oh and I almost forgot. Bobby Kraft will be interviewing Ben Franklin LIVE on Sunday’s show.
Matt: Get outta here!!
Jay: It’s true!!
Matt: Jesus Christ…How do we manage to provide this much entertainment week in and week out?
Jay: I’ll tell you how.
Matt: How?
Jay: Well…Four out of five internet experts agree…IWS Radio is the funniest God Damn show on BTR.
Matt: And who can argue with that?
Jay: Well…WE will…this Sunday during the, Internet Experts and Know It Alls episode of IWS Radio.
Matt: Can’t wait Jayman.
Jay: Me neither. Now…Let’s Do Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!
To catch IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET, click HERE.
Matt: Jay? Jay? Jay?(minutes pass)
Jay: Hola. GOD DAMN GOOGLE PHONE!!
Matt: Hiya Chuckles. Ow…oh the echo, echo echo echo.
Jay: What the fuck?
Matt: I don’t know what it is…what it is…what it is.
Jay: There, I muted the host line.
Matt: Better?
Jay: Yes, much.
Matt: Google phone screwed up again eh?
Jay: I may have spoken prematurely…It was BTR’s fault.
Matt: Fucking “Expert” Internet Radio Platform!!
Jay: Oh yeah, they know everything about internet radio.
Matt: Slackers.
Jay: Y’know Matt…There are a lot of self-proclaimed “experts” on Facebook, Twitter, TV, radio, etc.
Matt: Oh Dear God…More than a handful…more like…A BILLION!!
Jay: It’s annoying, depressing, but most of all…
Matt: Funnier than shit!!
Jay: Ha. I know right? Let’s make fun of, er, I mean celebrate, the “experts” this week,
Matt: Excellent call. We could start with Facebook advice givers who care about everybody.
Jay: Oh dear God…What they’re really doing most of the time is chiding others.
Matt: Who else?
Jay: Dr. Oz…Dr. Phil…Soccer “experts” who come out of the closet every four years for the World Cup.
Matt: Foreign relations/military experts who have never been a diplomat nor in the military.
Jay: The next door neighbor who knows what Kenyans look like…and knows they look a lot like Obama.
Matt: So many phony experts to berate like Jenny McCarthy, and so little time.
Jay: We’ll show them expertise alright.
Matt: Damn right, and Jayman…We can talk about the Great Velveeta Recall of 2014.
Jay: You and Schmoop must be beside yourselves.
Matt: M’eh…we’ll talk about it.
Jay: Oh and Matt-Man…The Fashion Center Mall in Redneckville is dead. We could buy it and make it our new headquarters!!
Matt: We should DEFINITELY talk about that.
Jay: Man…That’s a lot of quality entertainment at a fair price to cover.Matt: It sure as hell is.
Jay: Oh and I almost forgot. Bobby Kraft will be interviewing Ben Franklin LIVE on Sunday’s show.
Matt: Get outta here!!
Jay: It’s true!!
Matt: Jesus Christ…How do we manage to provide this much entertainment week in and week out?
Jay: I’ll tell you how.
Matt: How?
Jay: Well…Four out of five internet experts agree…IWS Radio is the funniest God Damn show on BTR.
Matt: And who can argue with that?
Jay: Well…WE will…this Sunday during the, Internet Experts and Know It Alls episode of IWS Radio.
Matt: Can’t wait Jayman.
Jay: Me neither. Now…Let’s Do Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!
To catch IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET, click HERE.
3 comments:
Sounds like a premium show full of information and much laughter...I shall be listening, from my bed, of course!
Jamie: Oh HELLLLLLLLLL Yeah.I'll be stuttering during the show now knowing that. Cheers Jaaaaaaaamie!!
Matt
We're gonna put clown suits on all these smart pants a-holes.
Jay
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