Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Last Words of Famous People

Holaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Every once in a while I run across an article about famous last words of famous people and I click the link every single time. I find stuff like that fascinating and just love it. I don’t really do much to find out if it’s true or not cause that would ruin the fun. Some of my favorites are…

Humphrey Bogart: I never should have switched from Scotch to martinis.

Dylan Thomas: I’ve had 18 straight whiskies. I think that’s the record!

Groucho Marx: Die, my dear? Why, that’s the last thing I’ll do!

Oscar Wilde: This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do.

Those are just some of the better known last words. I had my staff here at IWS World Media Entertainment do some digging and we came up some of the lesser known last words of famous people…

Lincoln: Hey, did anyone lock the door to the booth?

Dillinger: Ow! … Ow! … Ow! … Ow!

Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter): CRIKEY!

David Carradine: Harder baby! Harder!

Julius Caesar: Hey now! Ow! Stop! That hurts! Shit! What the fuck! Ow! Seriously! That hurts guys! Not there! Ow! Ow! Damn! Ow! Ow! Et tu, Brute?

Isadora Duncan: What a lovely day for a drive! And my scarf looks so good on me flying in the bree…

Tim Russert: My moron son Luke will get a cushy media job over my dead body!

Rasputin: *After being poisoned, shot several times and beaten with a club and then finally tossed off a bridge into the icy Malaya Nevka River* “IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!”

William McKinley: What the hell kind of name is Czolgosz? 

Robert F. Kennedy: Ow

Grace Kelley: Time to play Grand Prix of Monaco!

Vince Foster: Hillary? What are you doing here?

Jimmy Bob Pemberton (Local Celebrity): Hold my beer and watch this.

Doesn’t get any more fascinating than that, does it kids? Damn, history is fun!


I'm With Stupid said...

This is one damn informative website. Cheers Jay!!


Mike said...

Sounds like Isadora was an accident waiting to happen.