Hola all you inquisitive folks out there! Do you love taking
online quizzes on sites like Buzzfeed and others? Don’t lie, you know you do!
If you didn’t you wouldn’t post the results on Facebook all day long! I know, I
do the same thing. They are kind of addictive and sometimes even fun. But, if
you aren’t my friend on Facebook then shame on you! I mean, I will list all of
my quiz results here for you. Or at least all the ones I can remember.
- One quiz says I should live in California. That’s a
brilliant idea. I would love to move to Cali if I could.
- Another says I should be living in Portland, OR. I would
be good with that too. It is a bit TOOOO liberal and way too hipster for me,
but there’s a lot of cool stuff about Portland too. Aaaaaaaaaand it’s the strip
club capital of the world.
- I should be a writer. Great! Pay me to write and I would
do it. I don’t know if “international internet radio star” was one of the
options or not.
- My hidden talent is a painter. I don’t have any real
artistic ability. Well, I can’t draw. I guess there are lots of definitions of “art.”
- If I were a Muppet I would be the Count! I’m totally a
numbers guy.
- Which Family Guy Character am I? Lois, of course.
- What kind of G-Chatter am I? I’m a “goon.” That’s somebody
who isn’t all that social on there and doesn’t go “live” all the time.
- I AM HELVETICA FONT!
- I scored 130 on an intelligence test and they say I’m “smart.”
- Of all the Disney Princess I am ….. Belle.
- I straddle the line between being cool and uncool. This is
pretty funny cause we all know I’m totally NOT cool.
- The arbitrary thing that I am is a “Fat Squirrel.” THAT IS HURTFUL INTERNET!!!
- Which Twin Peaks character am I? Leo Johnson, of course. I’m
told he’s a “really bad guy.”
- I am NOT holy enough to receive communion. This comes as a
surprise to no one.
- Which declining social media site am I? Friendster. This
means I have limited social skills. Like we didn’t all know THAT already.
- What kind of Bathroom etiquette do I have? I’m a “polite
pisser.” Apparently someone who sprays the toilet with disinfectant before and
after taking a crap and then washes his hands with antibacterial soap
afterwards is just “polite.”
- And finally I’m a tie between being Abraham Lincoln and
Teddy Roosevelt. I have no idea what
that really means, but okay. I did try another “Which President are You?” quiz
but when I saw that they list Pat Buchanan as a former president I curled up in
the fetal position and cried for two hours and never finished the quiz.
Okay, so there you! I’m sure you found this every bit as
fascinating as I did. This does NOT mean that you don’t need to be my friend on
Facebook any more though. You totally do!
7 comments:
These quizzes are evil. They suck a person in and leave him or her craving more. Cheers Lois!!
Matt
I remember when Pay Buchanan was President!
I haven't taken these quizzes, except for the one that looks at what career you ought to have. I got writer, too. Homeless person pays better, though, so I'm going to stick with that and just write on the side...
Matt-Man: They can be rather addictive.
Jay
Katy: Good point. I will do the same and just keep writing for this blog for no pay.
Jay
I hate the tests that let you take the test but then want your email to send you the results.
Mike: I refuse to give them my email. I'm not that interested in whatever their test is about.
Jay
I love the quizzes!
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