Sunday, December 22, 2013

Person of the Week: Jesus Christ!

IWS Radio is proud to announce that our Person of the Week is the King of Kings, Lord of Lords, the Prince of Peace himself …. Jesus Christ!!


Jesus was born a really long time ago in Bethlehem (or Nazarene or Galilee or whatever) sometime between early fall and late spring, but we celebrate his birthday on December 25th!!


Jesus was a great guy who liked to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable. He turned water into wine then got drunk and tipped over the bingo tables and drove out the money changers. Then he went and hung out with the strippers and hookers and other sinners. (Just like Jayman does!)


He is also the all-time Hide-and-Seek champion of the WORRLLLLLLDDDD!


So, from all us here at IWS Radio, a very sincere and heartfelt Happy Birthday Jesus!!!



Don’t forget to join us for a Holly Jolly Festivus as we continue to celebrate Christmas and throw in a little Festivus at 12 Noon ET on IWS Radio!!!


8 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

It is so amazing that Santa and Jesus, two white guys no less, revolve around the same holiday. It's a Christmas Miracle!! Cheers!!

Matt-Man

Katy Anders said...

I wish he would let Oprah or Piers Morgan or IWS interview him so he could clear up a few things.

If I had that many people making contradictory claims about me, I'd definitely try to clear some things up.

Still, I bought him a sweater for his birthday. It's here if he wants to come by and get it.

jAMiE said...

Hide and Seek champion of the world...PRICELESS

You are SO clever!

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