IWS Radio is proud to name Jennifer Aniston as our “Person
of the Week!”
By all accounts Jennifer Aniston is a swell person. She’s
smart and funny and seems to be a genuinely down to earth, easy-going babe. She
also just happens to sport an iconic haircut, be drop-dead gorgeous and have
killer legs.
All of this is really great and rather fortuitous because
her movies just suck. The only movie she’s ever been in that I actually
remember liking is “Office Space” way back in the day. That movie was a riot
and she was soooooo damn cute in it. After that? Not so much. Oh sure, she’s
looked good in all her movies, but the movies themselves have been pretty
crappy.
Jennifer is a superstar who burst onto the scene in wildly
overrated “Friends.” Yes, she did win both a Golden Globe and an Emmy for
playing Rachel Green. For the life of me I have no idea how she actually won
any awards for her acting. Oh yeah ….
Anyhoodle, after “Friends” mercifully went away (well, they
stopped making new episodes, obviously thanks to syndication it will NEVER go
away) Mz. Aniston decided it was time to conquer the world of movies. She did
so too with one crappy flop after another. Oh sure there were a few in there that
did okay at the box office, but only if her costars could bring a decent
audience. Like maybe Jim Carrey in “Bruce Almighty.”
To Jen’s credit she does appear to have a decent hit going
right now with “We’re the Millers.” As with other box office success it helps
her immensely to have Jason Sudeikis as her costar. Oh and did I mention she
plays a stripper and even does a little striptease routine? Non-nude, of
course.
Which brings me to my final point about Jennifer Aniston.
Have you ever noticed that every year it seems that there is a story that
Aniston is finally ready to do a nude scene in her next movie? And have you
ever noticed that the reported nude scene never happens? Me too. That’s why I
signed and Tweeted the Jennifer
Aniston boycott petition and think you should too! As long is Jen is going
to keep teasing us with possible nudity and not delivering we shouldn’t pay to
watch her movies!
That aside, congrats to Jennifer Aniston for being named IWS’
“Person of the Week!”
And be sure to catch us on IWS Sunday at 12 Noon ET as we
celebrate the “Dog
Days of Summer!”
3 comments:
She's aight...Cheers!!
Matt-Man
Do you think she would make even a nude scene less than stellar?
EY PETER!!!
watch yer cornhole bud....
EY PETER!!!
check out channel nine its the breast exam....doesnt that chick kinda look like anne?
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