Holaaaaaaaaaaa y’all! So, I know what you guys are all
thinking. You’re worried that George Zimmerman will forever be known as the guy
who chased and eventually killed an unarmed black teenager named Trayvon Martin
and his life is going to be sad and miserable. Nonsense! This is America people
and there are always opportunities out there. Here’s a list of the things
George might be able to do with his new found fame.
- Host a comedy podcast on BlogTalkRadio
- A new reality show on Bravo about an all-gay male nude
dance troupe called The ZimmerMEN’s Folles.
- Other reality show ideas …
“On Patrol with George”
“Who’s Out There with George”
“Wandering the Streets with George”
“Fuck the Police with George”
“George Follows Black People Around”
- “Stand Your Ground” show every weekend hosted by George
Zimmerman on Fox News
- Run for Sheriff of Seminole County Florida
- Become a mentor for Big Brothers/Big Sisters
- Gigolo
- Spokesman for the NRA
- New show on The Food Network “Cooking with George and
Paula”
- Do a series of porn movies:
“George Comes at Night”
“George the Dick Stalker” (bi)
“George Knows how to Finish”
“George Gets Off”
“The Neighborhood Likes to Watch”
- Write a book?
“Why I Did It”
“I Didn’t Get Life”
“A Field Guide to Effective Neighborhood Watch Programs”
“In My Self Defense”
- And of course a new line of “The Zimmer” Hoodies
So, as you can see, George Zimmerman’s life is full of all
kinds of opportunities to be happy and successful!
9 comments:
It's good to see that a man who is decried in half of the court of public opinion can still make it in the corporate world. Caps off to you George!!
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
Don't forget, he also gets sales revenue from his new bumper sticker, "I was FOR vigilantism before I was AGAINST it."
I'm thinking freelance psychic...
He can roam the streets at night in his truck, running up to random strangers and warning them about bad things that are about to happen to them.
Matt-Man: America is a great that way. No matter how many unarmed teenagers he kills, there will always be a certain amount of support from Sean Hannity and his crowd.
Jay
Angie: Oh of course! All of the sudden he's apposed to people taking the law into their own hands. Weird.
Jay
Katy: Another good idea. He should probably just stick to warning black people in Florida and women in Texas though, just to be safe.
Jay
He can team up with Sarah Palin and hunt black people from helicopters.
I want that hoodie!
Love the porn ideas...not that I'm into it or anything.
You so clever, Jay!
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