Matt Said, Jay Said AK-47

Matt: *sigh* hello?
Jay: HOWDY MATT! HOW THE HELL ARE YA!!
Matt: Must you be so positive all the time.
Jay: YES!
Matt: Could you be positive without yelling?
Jay: Well, I guess.
Matt: That would be much better.
Jay: Really? Doesn’t sound like much fun.
Matt: It sounds fun enough.
Jay: Fun enough is never fun enough though.
Matt: Well … What?
Jay: Party pooper!
Matt: Hey now! I’m a great partier.
Jay: Okay that’s true.
Matt: I can party you under the table.
Jay: Let’s not get carried away here.
Matt: Bring it big boy!
Jay: You’ll be napping before I get warmed up.
Matt: I’M AN OLD MAN!
Jay: No need to yell dude.

Matt: Did you fix that virus problem on the Jaymom’s computer.
Jay: Well, maybe.
Matt: Maybe? I’ll take that as a “no.”
Jay: Well, the Norton people did their best.
Matt: That’s a ringing endorsement.
Jay: Well, their antivirus didn’t protect her computer.
Matt: Totally unacceptable.
Jay: Exactly!
Matt: So what did you do.
Jay: Well, first there was a lot of cussing.
Matt: That’s a good plan!
Jay: Then I tried various antiviruses and cleaners and shit.
Matt: All were shit?
Jay: Well, they didn’t fix MY problem.
Matt: Only a doctor can.
Jay: Hey-OOOOOO
Matt: Thank you.
Jay: Anyway, I finally used the Kaspersky Rootkit.
Matt: I think I used that to start my Russian Flower Garden.
Jay: Hey-OOOOOO!
Matt: I’m on a roll!
Jay: You’re on something.
Matt: Don’t be jealous of my quick wit and comedic timing.
Jay: I’m not.
Matt: Hurtful!
Jay: Only a little.
Matt: I’ll be okay. Did the Kasperkersery or whatever work?
Jay: Well, I used it and rebooted and it’s been working for 8 hours now.
Matt: That sounds pretty good.
Jay: I guess. Just hope it keeps working.
Matt: Me too!
Jay: Yeah, that sounded sincere.
Matt: It was. Why do you hurt me so?
Jay: Keeps you tough and hard.
Matt: Oh I’m hard alright.
Jay: Okay … moving on.

Jay: What’s the show topic this week?
Matt: There is no show this week.
Jay: Wut?
Matt: The R-Man is graduating.
Jay: And?
Matt: Well, I kind thought I would go to that instead.
Jay: Really?
Matt: Yes, really?
Jay: Well, I guess that is probably the right thing to do.
Matt: You seem surprised.
Jay: No, not at all!
Matt: Yeah, right.
Jay: No, you are a decent, upstanding man.
Matt: Damn right I am!
Jay: Hell yeah!
Matt: Wooo-Hoooooo!
Jay: What was that?
Matt: I think I caught your positive attitude.
Jay: Wow. Through the phone?
Matt: That’s pretty scary.
Jay: This is how civilization will end.
Matt: Totally.
Jay: Okay, have fun at the graduation!
Matt: I will. I plan on embarrassing the hell out of Ryno!
Jay: You’re such a great dad.
Matt: I try.

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