OMG! More Funny and Sexy Headlines!

Hola y’all! You know what goes great with Memorial Day, cookouts, baseball and beer? Another round of clever headlines! Hell yes! Okay, here we go…

- Area man concerned his aging parents will never figure out how to use Facebook.

- CNN correspondents struggling to act as if they’ve heard of Oklahoma City or can even find Oklahoma on a map.

- Arkansas man unable to get a decent night’s sleep because he is just sooooo worried about Amanda Bynes

- Almost four months later, Secretary of State John Kerry is finally ready to wrap up his swearing in speech.

- ABC News runs special dramatic coverage of their special dramatic coverage on the Moore, Oklahoma tornado.

- Area woman growing increasingly frustrated because she just doesn’t believe “heroes” should need that “e.”

- Tornadoes continue to pound states that nobody lives in voluntarily.

- Pop star stuns crowd by lip syncing at awards show.

- Ole Miss suspends starting quarterback for refusing to cheat on final exams.

- Artsy film nobody will see wins Palme d’Or at Cannes Film Festival.

- John McCain visits Syrian Rebels on Memorial Day and declares that the only way to honor America’s war dead is to make more of them.

- Danica Patrick wrecks for the 35^th consecutive time. Declares that none of them have been her fault.

- NBA star Dwight Howard struggling to decide which team he wants to ruin next.

- Carnival Cruise Lines celebrates five straight cruises without incident. A new record!

- President Obama tries to distract the media from his scandals by emailing them stories about Toronto Mayor Rob Ford every morning.

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Oh hey! You know what would be a great idea? Listening to “SomeGave All” on IWS Radio from last Sunday. It was a great show with our special guests Jamie and Jesse! Lots of Memorial Day and cookout talk along with poetry, history lessons and our new sponsor Incestry.com!!! Check it out … 

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