Matt alleges, Jay implies, You misunderstand
Matt: Yelllllllow.
Jay:
Matt: Hello?
Jay:
Matt: Are you there?
Jay:
Matt: Hellllllloooooooooooooo???????
Jay:
Matt: Did you call me to give me the silent treatment?
Jay: Holaaaaaaaaaaa
Matt: What the hell man?
Jay: What?
Matt: Where were you?
Jay: I was right here?
Matt: I couldn’t hear you.
Jay: Really?
Matt: Yes, really!
Jay: That’s weird. You must have phone trouble.
Matt: I guess so.
Jay: Might get that checked out.
Matt: Might. OR … you might make sure your mic is unmuted.
Jay: Well, that too.
Jay:
Matt: Hello?
Jay:
Matt: Are you there?
Jay:
Matt: Hellllllloooooooooooooo???????
Jay:
Matt: Did you call me to give me the silent treatment?
Jay: Holaaaaaaaaaaa
Matt: What the hell man?
Jay: What?
Matt: Where were you?
Jay: I was right here?
Matt: I couldn’t hear you.
Jay: Really?
Matt: Yes, really!
Jay: That’s weird. You must have phone trouble.
Matt: I guess so.
Jay: Might get that checked out.
Matt: Might. OR … you might make sure your mic is unmuted.
Jay: Well, that too.
Jay: You know what we should do?
Matt: Move to Vegas, put it all on black and let it ride.
Jay: Uh … We could do that.
Matt: What was your idea?
Jay: We should interview celebrities on the show.
Matt: My idea is better.
Jay: Depends on which cool celebs we can get.
Matt: My idea has a better chance of working too.
Jay: Celebs equal page vies.
Matt: True.
Jay: And higher show ratings.
Matt: Talk to me Goose.
Jay: Ratings equal Internet Fame
Matt: More than we have now?
Jay: Lots! And that means …
Matt: MONEY?
Jay: REALITY TV SHOW!
Matt: Oh.
Jay: Well, that’s not so bad.
Matt: Yeah, we would get paid.
Jay: And we could be CONTROVERSIAL!
Matt: Then we would be …
Jay: Say it!
Matt: INFAMOUS!!
Jay: Hell yeah!
Matt: Move to Vegas, put it all on black and let it ride.
Jay: Uh … We could do that.
Matt: What was your idea?
Jay: We should interview celebrities on the show.
Matt: My idea is better.
Jay: Depends on which cool celebs we can get.
Matt: My idea has a better chance of working too.
Jay: Celebs equal page vies.
Matt: True.
Jay: And higher show ratings.
Matt: Talk to me Goose.
Jay: Ratings equal Internet Fame
Matt: More than we have now?
Jay: Lots! And that means …
Matt: MONEY?
Jay: REALITY TV SHOW!
Matt: Oh.
Jay: Well, that’s not so bad.
Matt: Yeah, we would get paid.
Jay: And we could be CONTROVERSIAL!
Matt: Then we would be …
Jay: Say it!
Matt: INFAMOUS!!
Jay: Hell yeah!
Matt: But first, we need a show topic.
Jay: Rude people.
Matt: Who?
Jay: No, that’s the topic … Rude People!
Matt: Oh man, I’ve dealt with my share of them!
Jay: Me too. We could tell rude people stories.
Matt: Bad customer service.
Jay: Rude people in history!
Matt: Rude people on Social Media.
Jay: Rare times when WE have been rude.
Matt: If we have time.
Jay: Right. Also, opposite of rude!
Matt: People who have done or said nice things.
Jay: Without expecting anything in return.
Matt: We can do it!
Jay: BOOM! We’re set.
Matt: Gonna be another monster!
Jay: Unless I win the Powerball.
Matt: You would leave me?
Jay: Nooooooooo! Never.
Matt: Oh good. I was a worried there for a bit.
Jay: Well worry not Mattinator!
Matt: Okay, we’re ready!
Jay: Brilliant!
Jay: Rude people.
Matt: Who?
Jay: No, that’s the topic … Rude People!
Matt: Oh man, I’ve dealt with my share of them!
Jay: Me too. We could tell rude people stories.
Matt: Bad customer service.
Jay: Rude people in history!
Matt: Rude people on Social Media.
Jay: Rare times when WE have been rude.
Matt: If we have time.
Jay: Right. Also, opposite of rude!
Matt: People who have done or said nice things.
Jay: Without expecting anything in return.
Matt: We can do it!
Jay: BOOM! We’re set.
Matt: Gonna be another monster!
Jay: Unless I win the Powerball.
Matt: You would leave me?
Jay: Nooooooooo! Never.
Matt: Oh good. I was a worried there for a bit.
Jay: Well worry not Mattinator!
Matt: Okay, we’re ready!
Jay: Brilliant!
Be sure to tune in for “People: They’re the Worst” on IWS
Radio tomorrow at 12 Noon ET!
2 comments:
I'll tell you what...There are some rude people goin' down on Sunday's show...but in a nice way, because we are so...damn...nice. Cheers Jayman!!
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