Cutting Ties

Cheers and Happy Hump Day Peoples!!

Y’know?  Sometimes?  One needs to cut ties.  Sometimes, things just don’t work out.  And today?  That is exactly what I am doing.

No, you morons, I’m not cutting romantic ties with Jayman…I’m cutting romantic ties with IWS’ favorite ingénue and bit player, Schmoop.

It’s been a great, nearly thirteen year run, and I have loved every minute of it, okay, well, except for the last few months, but overall, she is, and has been, a sweetie.

She asked me not to mention her any longer, but well…I have to have closure (touchy, feely phrase).

Here’s the thing, and I know some of you, including the sexy man himself, Jayman, will be pissed at me for writing this, but as I proffered earlier, here’s the thing…

It is harder and harder to write funny stuff when I think of Schmoop’s* current frame of mind and her actions, and in fact, it has affected me and what I write and what I say on the show.

Her attitude, especially towards me, consumes me, and I apologize.

I can’t write as I normally do, because instead of writing something funny, I am writing about Schmoop. Shut Up!!  I do occasionally write something fumy!!  But no, and you are correct, I am always thinking of her.

Ha…you know what pisses me off the most?  Ryno is graduating this Saturday, Schmoop and I will have more money, I’ll have no guilt, and yet?

Schmoop goes all angst on me.  WTF?

And I thought that others had bad timing.  Pfffffffffft...I win!!

Matt-Man

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*But being the most respectful guy that I am, this is the last post that invokes her name, as requested.