IWS Radio is proud to present Oscar winning actress, singer,
cookbook author and lifestyle guru Gwyneth Paltrow as our Babe of the Week!
Recently named People Magazine’s “World’s Most Beautiful
Woman” Gwyneth is one of the most multi-faceted and talented … Oh screw this!
She was named “Most Beautiful” by People at the same time that “Iron Man 3” was
premiering and we’re supposed to believe People wasn’t bought off for that?
PUH-LEEZE! I can’t take it. Paltrow is an over-privileged pretentious
self-absorbed snob who thinks she’s better than everyone …
Is she pretty? Sure she is! Tall, lean, leggy blue-eyed
blonds usually are. But so is the girl who works at the Dollar General here in
Redneckville. The difference is the girl at DG doesn’t look down on everyone
who shops there and tell them what sad, pathetic people they are!
Gwyneth is just another one of these snooty condescending
bitches who was born on third base but thinks she hit a triple. She can’t be
bothered to live in America because were all sooooooo uncouth. She has to live
in London where she claims everyone is a sophisticated, worldly intellectual on
her level.
Her favorite thing in the world to do is to go onto her
website tell all the downtrodden people of the world what they can do to better their lives BE MORE LIKE HER!!!! I would congratulate
“Gwennie” on her Babe of the Week hono(u)rs, but she has probably already congratulated
herself. Of course, while staring at herself in the mirror and being mesmerized
by her beauty and greatness, she is also asking how it could possibly have
taken so long for this to happen since she’s sooooooo much more deserving than
the babes who have won before she did.
How on Earth the lovely, charming and delightful Blythe
Danner could have given birth to this snooty self-important cunt I have no idea. Anyway, enjoy
being the Babe of the Week Gwyneth.
11 comments:
Um...I'm just guessing, but I think maybe you don't like her. Cheers Jayman!! Blythe Danner RAWKS!!
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Can we get pictures of the chick from Dollar General too? I mean, just for scientific reason. I'd like to compare their legginess if possible.
Warnest Regards,
Rev. RockDog
I think i heard she was voted most hated celeb this past week too...i guess you win some, you lose some, eh.
Hahaha. So much hate. I can feel it through the internet.
Matt-Man: Not a fan.
Jay
Rock Dog: I'll see if I can get someone to take a sneaky pic of the DG girl. The restraining order prevents me from doing it myself.
Jay
Jamie: As well she should be! ha ;-)
Jay
Gnetch: Too much? ;-p
Jay
Gwen: If the British were so civilized, then why did Prince Philip admit to wishing he will be reincarnated as a disease to kill off native Africans? Or why do they have a royal family at all in the 21st century, with a House of born into Lords in the Parliament? Or why they refuse to give back the Faukland Islands to Argentina? If you're that anti american, please revoke your citizenship.
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