Matt yammers, Jay yammers, You stare at us in disgust.
Matt: Howdy Ho!
Jay: We gotta make this fast.
Matt: I know you’re a busy man.
Jay: Well, not really, but I gotta hit the store today.
Matt: Is the pantry empty?
Jay: No, it’s gonna SNOW tomorrow!
Matt: Oh shit!
Jay: IKR?!
Matt: Jay … it’s okay. Settle down.
Jay: I’m trying but man … talking ONE TO THREE INCHES!
Matt: Okay, that’s scary, but it’s nothing you can’t handle dude.
Jay: Maybe I should get a case of M&M’s.
Matt: Now, don’t get cra … Plain or Peanut?
Jay: Pfffffft … PLAIN!
Matt: Oh good. I thought you might have gone over the deep end.
Jay: We’re not savages down here, you know!
Matt: I only know what I see on TV and in the movies.
Jay: Those are all made by Northern Elitists.
Matt: Well, you’ve got a point there.
Jay: We gotta make this fast.
Matt: I know you’re a busy man.
Jay: Well, not really, but I gotta hit the store today.
Matt: Is the pantry empty?
Jay: No, it’s gonna SNOW tomorrow!
Matt: Oh shit!
Jay: IKR?!
Matt: Jay … it’s okay. Settle down.
Jay: I’m trying but man … talking ONE TO THREE INCHES!
Matt: Okay, that’s scary, but it’s nothing you can’t handle dude.
Jay: Maybe I should get a case of M&M’s.
Matt: Now, don’t get cra … Plain or Peanut?
Jay: Pfffffft … PLAIN!
Matt: Oh good. I thought you might have gone over the deep end.
Jay: We’re not savages down here, you know!
Matt: I only know what I see on TV and in the movies.
Jay: Those are all made by Northern Elitists.
Matt: Well, you’ve got a point there.
Jay: So what’s going on witchu?
Matt: I’m digging this new schedule.
Jay: Enjoying it, eh?
Matt: Oh yeah, for two weeks I only work 3-5 on BOTH Tues and Thurs!
Jay: That seems hardly worth it though.
Matt: Well I have to go pick up beer after my nap anyway.
Jay: Good point! Beer and cigs.
Matt: Right, the necessities. So, I might as well work for a bit.
Jay: Dude, you have such a cool and practical approach to life.
Matt: I’ve pretty much got it all figured out.
Jay: *Sings* “Did you ever know you’re my he-roooooooo”
Matt: I’m sensing a bit of sarcasm here.
Jay: *Sings* “and everything I want to be …”
Matt: I bet you can fly higher than a fucking eagle?!
Jay: *Sings* “cause you are the wind beneath my wings”
Matt: That’s just great. So sweet.
Jay: Are you crying?
Matt: Only from the pain.
Jay: In your heart?
Matt: My ears.
Jay: Hurtful!
Matt: I’m digging this new schedule.
Jay: Enjoying it, eh?
Matt: Oh yeah, for two weeks I only work 3-5 on BOTH Tues and Thurs!
Jay: That seems hardly worth it though.
Matt: Well I have to go pick up beer after my nap anyway.
Jay: Good point! Beer and cigs.
Matt: Right, the necessities. So, I might as well work for a bit.
Jay: Dude, you have such a cool and practical approach to life.
Matt: I’ve pretty much got it all figured out.
Jay: *Sings* “Did you ever know you’re my he-roooooooo”
Matt: I’m sensing a bit of sarcasm here.
Jay: *Sings* “and everything I want to be …”
Matt: I bet you can fly higher than a fucking eagle?!
Jay: *Sings* “cause you are the wind beneath my wings”
Matt: That’s just great. So sweet.
Jay: Are you crying?
Matt: Only from the pain.
Jay: In your heart?
Matt: My ears.
Jay: Hurtful!
Matt: Okay, Palm FUNday?
Jay: Damn right!
Matt: What all we gonna talk about?
Jay: Well, Palm Sunday.
Matt: Guy is in Jerusalem for a live report!
Jay: Excellent. And we have Palm Sunday festivities here in Redneckville!
Matt: We need something big too.
Jay: I know. Like an interview.
Matt: One of the Apostles.
Jay: Our gay correspondent Joshua could interview …
Matt: JOHN! He could interview John!
Jay: They have so much in common!
Matt: IKR?! They’re perfect for each other.
Jay: They’ll be fast friends!
Matt: Oh yeah!
Jay: Also, Obama in Israel.
Matt: That’s pretty hilarious.
Jay: Or will be.
Matt: And I’m sure Jesus was quite the rebel beyond entering Jerusalem like that.
Jay: Oh you know it!
Matt: And the NCAA’s
Jay: And FUN! Or enemies of fun like Michael Bloomberg.
Matt: Fuck that guy!
Jay: And whatever else we come up with.
Matt: It’s perfect!
Jay: HUGE!
Matt: We’re gonna destroy!
Jay: Destroy what?
Matt: Whatever there is to destroy!
Jay: DAMN RIGHT!
Jay: Damn right!
Matt: What all we gonna talk about?
Jay: Well, Palm Sunday.
Matt: Guy is in Jerusalem for a live report!
Jay: Excellent. And we have Palm Sunday festivities here in Redneckville!
Matt: We need something big too.
Jay: I know. Like an interview.
Matt: One of the Apostles.
Jay: Our gay correspondent Joshua could interview …
Matt: JOHN! He could interview John!
Jay: They have so much in common!
Matt: IKR?! They’re perfect for each other.
Jay: They’ll be fast friends!
Matt: Oh yeah!
Jay: Also, Obama in Israel.
Matt: That’s pretty hilarious.
Jay: Or will be.
Matt: And I’m sure Jesus was quite the rebel beyond entering Jerusalem like that.
Jay: Oh you know it!
Matt: And the NCAA’s
Jay: And FUN! Or enemies of fun like Michael Bloomberg.
Matt: Fuck that guy!
Jay: And whatever else we come up with.
Matt: It’s perfect!
Jay: HUGE!
Matt: We’re gonna destroy!
Jay: Destroy what?
Matt: Whatever there is to destroy!
Jay: DAMN RIGHT!
There you go folks. Another monster IWS coming up on PalmFunday! Be sure to tune in at 12 Noon ET and even give us a call!
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