Hola y’all! Man, I don’t know why everything has to be such a hassle. You might remember the ridiculous effort it took to just change out a burned-out tail light back in the summer on my car? Well, that thing is at it again, causing trouble. Now it’s the windshield wipers. What could be more basic than that, right? WRONG! You can’t just use ANY wipers. Oh no! The driver’s side gets a different size than the passenger’s side and apparently not too many people make any that will fit.
My plan is to try and find just the blades and see if I can rip the old ones out (they’re already ripped anyway) and then slide new ones in. But, we all know I’m going to end up having to get the expensive shit and use some stupid adapter to make them fit. Why do car companies do this? Can we drop another atomic bomb on Japan to make me feel better? Please?
It’s always the little things isn’t it? When big things happen, you just sit back, take it all in and then figure out how to deal with it and move forward. But, the little things? Things that should only take a few minutes out of your day and be simple that turn into huge half-day efforts full of running all over town and getting dirty? That’s when you have to keep your cool.
I really should work on that. Maybe I’ll make that my New Year’s Resolution. Or not. I can’t be bothered by shit like that right now, I’m too focused on getting ready for my big trip.
Shit. You know what? This is the worst blog post I’ve ever done. And that’s saying something too cause I’ve done some stinkers. I’m talking about my windshield wipers like y’all give a crap. I’m sure each of you are on the edge of your seat saying “Damn! Which company still makes wipers that fit your car? Hope it’s not Rain-X cause that’s some expensive shit right there. I know it isn’t Bosch cause they never make anything anyone needs. Or something. I don’t really know, I just read it on the internet.”
Yeah well, EXCUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE! I live a very quiet and boring life. The only exciting thing that happened to me all year was when my apartment building nearly burned to the ground a couple of weeks ago.
I was originally going to outline my reasons for wanting Arkansas to secede from the union, but I don’t really have any. I mean, what would Arkansas do as an independent country? We can’t even field a decent football team. Our state army would get its ass kicked so fast it wouldn’t even be funny. Probably by Louisiana as they seem like the mostly likely to start some shit with other states that have seceded and are giving it a go as an independent nation. Then Louisiana would control our precious rice fields and they would get to export the rice to Asia and make all that money. Fuck that.
Unless we entered into some kind of alliance with Texas and they agreed to whip up on anyone who messed with us. That would be a pretty sweet deal. They probably wouldn’t do it. Texas wouldn’t get anything good out of it. What could we offer them? Not a damn thing. So, that whole secession idea sucks.
Oh hey! I’m closing in on 600 words. That means it’s time to wrap it up. You never want a blog post to be too long because people have really short attention spans. I mean, people are busy. Yeah, that’s it.
So what have we learned today kids? My car needs wiper blades that aren’t easy to find, little things get annoying really fast and Arkansas wouldn’t last two days as an independent nation. I’m pretty sure none of that shit matters to you, but there you go.
Jayman
Jayman3768@gmail.com
@Jayman_IWS
Be sure to check out the I'm With Stupid show! We're hilarious!
29 comments:
Worst post ever? Pffffft...There is literary beauty in your mental transiency and discordance. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
I don't think you can buy just wiper blades anymore. You have to get the whole assembly. And knowing out how to unhook the assembly from the wiper arm is a secret.
If your state secedes we'll have to start another underground railroad to rescue the 42 sane people who get stuck behind the wires. I'll come rescue you and we can set fire to your car and then as we're walking really fast across the rice fields I can scream GET TO DA CHOPPAHHHHHH!
Matt-Man: You know, I think you're right!
Jay
Mike: I figured out when I decided that I didn't care if I broke it or not. Turns bout the little adapter just slides right off. ha
Jay
Jo: Let's do that even if this state doesn't secede! It sounds like a fun weekend activity.
Jay
replica hermes bags replica hermes hermes bags [url=http://www.replica--hermes.com/]replica hermes[/url] www.replica--hermes.com
replica gucci bags replica gucci bags replica gucci bags [url=http://www.gucci--bags.com/]Gucci bags[/url] www.gucci--bags.com
ugg boots rummage sale genuine ugg boots ugg boots buying [url=http://www.ugg--bootssale.com/]ugg boots sale[/url] www.ugg--bootssale.com
spyder jackets spyder jackets spyder jackets [url=http://www.spyder--jackets.com/]spyder ski jackets[/url] www.spyder--jackets.com
chanel bags replica chanel bags chanel bags [url=http://www.replica--chanel.com/]chanel bags[/url] www.replica--chanel.com
tqgrt [url=http://www.drdrebeatscheapsales.com]beats by dre sale[/url] yuadjt http://www.drdrebeatscheapsales.com baru [url=http://www.drebeatsstudioheadphones.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] wgohve http://www.drebeatsstudioheadphones.com wnos [url=http://www.beatsdreheadphonesonsale.com]beats headphone[/url] fxznqh http://www.beatsdreheadphonesonsale.com yefeb [url=http://www.dreheadphonesonsales.com]monster beats[/url] ovnmeq http://www.dreheadphonesonsales.com ljhdu [url=http://www.drdrebeatssales.com]monster beats[/url] dbfkl http://www.drdrebeatssales.com niksa [url=http://www.focsa.org.au/myreview/beatsbydre.phtml]beats by dre sale[/url] pkkxe http://www.focsa.org.au/myreview/beatsbydre.phtml ovy
When we consider the concept of the idea of adore, not only in terms of a romantic connection using an additional, nevertheless as the sensing that is certainly engendered in case you have miltchmonkey a better partnership on your own also : and even to be a experience of greater unity with your loved ones or even the human race ( space ) the idea becomes substantially more crystal clear that every one anyone needs in daily life will be really like.
zud dating http://loveepicentre.com/ china dating sites dating
Today is not yesterday.We ourselves change.How then can our works and thoughts, if they are always to be fittest, continue always the same?
0uXdm http://www.cheapuggbootsan.com/
zAcg http://www.michaelkorsoutletez.com/
fImg http://www.cheapfashionshoesam.com/
6wWpv http://www.burberryoutletxi.com/
7eCkl http://www.nflnikejerseysshopxs.com/
2bMzk http://www.coachfactoryoutlesa.com/
2cFvz 3iRbf 7tXjd 5hKga 5uOuo 2yMth 2aNgl 6oRxw 1iMas
Easy come, easy go.
3oEsz http://www.cheapuggbootsan.com/
kRmp http://www.michaelkorsoutletez.com/
tBxa http://www.cheapfashionshoesam.com/
5aDab http://www.burberryoutletxi.com/
4bZsx http://www.nflnikejerseysshopxs.com/
0xSji http://www.coachfactoryoutlesa.com/
3oCoz 5tBxw 0oIla 8rGuu 3rPzq 5hXhl 1fCho 1uIqi 4aSri
Only they who fulfill their duties in everyday matters will fulfill them on great occasions.
3kLga http://www.cheapuggbootsan.com/
nDxh http://www.michaelkorsoutletez.com/
aSzd http://www.cheapfashionshoesam.com/
1dGol http://www.burberryoutletxi.com/
0jWve http://www.nflnikejerseysshopxs.com/
2fWsl http://www.coachfactoryoutlesa.com/
2pRuj 0uKtm 4bQds 2qDdm 1mHil 3nDqk 4lGez 4pEoe 4fPzg
Ignorance is the curse of God, knowledge the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.
0yEnp http://www.cheapuggbootsan.com/
bHsi http://www.michaelkorsoutletez.com/
zApc http://www.cheapfashionshoesam.com/
7gCjr http://www.burberryoutletxi.com/
0kQar http://www.nflnikejerseysshopxs.com/
3cCdw http://www.coachfactoryoutlesa.com/
9hWln 0uBtr 9yAaw 5vHtr 2fNwi 2fCax 8uWgx 2tZtn 9xBsd
[url=http://loveepicentre.com/][img]http://loveepicentre.com/uploades/photos/6.jpg[/img][/url]
free webcam dating ny [url=http://loveepicentre.com/]examples dating profile[/url] positive dating
dating funda powered by vbulletin [url=http://loveepicentre.com/articles.php]free gay lesbian dating site[/url] internet dating and sex
rastafarian dating [url=http://loveepicentre.com/taketour.php]denise farrar quakertown christian dating[/url] peru girls women brides dating
sanctuary ebook beverly barton http://audiobookscollection.co.uk/Vladimir-M-Akulin/m129675/ ebook trends blackberry [url=http://audiobookscollection.co.uk/es/The-Personal-Workbook-for-Breaking-the-Chain-of-Low-Self-Esteem-A-Proven-Program-of-Recovery-from-LSE/p159505/]amateur photographer ebook[/url] free ebook dante
After research a couple of of the weblog posts in your web site now, and I truly like your approach of blogging.
I bookmarked it to my bookmark web site record and will likely be checking again soon.
Pls check out my website as nicely and let me know what you think.
my web blog :: woman dating sites
Thanks for another wonderful article. Where else could anybody get that kind of info in such an ideal way
of writing? I have a presentation next week, and I am on the look for such info.
my web-site - tv dating
Very nice article and right to the point. I don't know if this is really the best place to ask but do you people have any ideea where to hire some professional writers? Thx :)
Look into my webpage - site dating online
Nice post. I was checking continuously this blog and I'm impressed! Very useful info specially the last part :) I care for such info a lot. I was looking for this certain information for a very long time. Thank you and good luck.
Also visit my web site - dating web sites
Also visit my webpage - online date free
Feel free to visit my blog best dating site
What i don't realize is actually how you're no longer actually much more smartly-appreciated than you
may be now. You're very intelligent. You recognize thus considerably in relation to this matter, made me personally imagine it from numerous numerous angles. Its like women and men don't
seem to be involved except it is something to accomplish with
Woman gaga! Your personal stuffs ex. At all times care for it up!
my homepage ... 100 free dating sites
Aw, this was a really nice post. In concept I want to put in writing
like this additionally � taking time and precise effort
to make an excellent article� but what can I say� I procrastinate alot and certainly not seem to get
one thing done.
Visit my website :: best online dating site
You really make it seem really easy along with
your presentation however I in finding this topic
to be really something that I feel I might never understand.
It seems too complex and very wide for me. I am looking ahead for your subsequent post, I will
try to get the dangle of it!
my web page :: fuckbook
What i do not realize is if truth be told how you're not actually a lot more smartly-liked than you might be right now. You're so intelligent.
You recognize thus considerably on the subject of this matter, made me in my view imagine it from numerous varied angles.
Its like men and women aren't fascinated unless it�s one thing to do with Girl gaga! Your own stuffs ex. Always handle it up!
Have a look at my blog post; skype sex
When it is essential to you that up coming night out is often a particular person who is blonde by using orange face then usually do not obtain diverted to any one who is not. You will discover a myriad of people around. Nonetheless please [url=http://coachfactorybackpacksoutlet3o.webs.com/]cheap coach factory backpacks [/url] be realistic. If you are fat, bald, ugly and 75 years of age do not insist the next date is far better looking than you and half your age, or you may well be looking and looking and never ever finding.Think of the things that really matter to you. Perhaps you are very keen on having children, love animals and are a homebody. Then it would be pointless [url=http://coachfactorybackpacksoutlet3o.webs.com/]http://coachfactorybackpacksoutlet3o.webs.com/[/url] to date someone who hates animals and works in a meat factory and loves to go out all of the time.Men should beware of women who are looking for a meal ticket and while it happens less often it does happen the other way around where successful [url=http://beautifulcoachfactorybackpacks3t.webs.com/]cheap coach factory backpacks[/url] hard working women may get loafers or spongers wanting to meet them. Beware of the woman who wants you to go shopping with her and expects you to let her use your credit card.
Always believe about determining every thing you feel you'll want to know before organization reaching. Be warned regarding any one who is in the big run to fulfill once a rapid chew the fat. They will have a tendency to own [url=http://beautifulcoachfactorybackpacks3t.webs.com/]http://beautifulcoachfactorybackpacks3t.webs.com/[/url] something to hide or they do not think things through. I would suggest that you chat to them online and when you feel safe with them move on to emails, then phone calls and then a meet. If your gut instinct tells you that the person is fishy, boring or not interesting enough then end it and move on to someone else. Whenever I talk to my clients about the dates they have met off line and the ones they have met say ten times and then stopped meeting they always stopped because eventually after ten meets they found out something they needed to know, such as that the other person has been in [url=http://www.ccoachfactoryoutlets.com/]Coach Factory Outlet[/url] prison or hates children. It is sensible to make sure about such important things before meeting rather than meeting the person ten times and then eventually finding out. Why waste such a lot of precious time on meeting someone who is unsuitable? Make a list of questions to ask the person before you meet and only meet them if you like the answers.
free dating for girls http://loveepicentre.com/advice/ chat dating online site
get back into dating scene [url=http://loveepicentre.com/success_stories/]lady bird johnson trail redwoods dating[/url] who is zach braff dating
free dating web site for lesbian [url=http://loveepicentre.com/articles/]black dating online services 20[/url] asian lesbian dating [url=http://loveepicentre.com/user/loyalman21/]loyalman21[/url] is ciara dating lloyd
online dating scammers http://loveepicentre.com/contact/ fishfinder dating
alaska dating forum [url=http://loveepicentre.com/testimonials/]dating st cloud mn[/url] advice for dating christian girls
dating gay guys [url=http://loveepicentre.com/faq/]marijuana friendly dating sites[/url] free asain dating sites [url=http://loveepicentre.com/user/Lovahboy69/]Lovahboy69[/url] broad minded singles dating
Post a Comment