Matt whispers sweet nothings. Jay whispers sweet nothings. Even though creeped out, you listen.
Matt: Hiya Chuckles!!
Jay: Hi. How’s Schmoop?
Matt: Ummmm, she’s fine; would you like to know how I am?
Jay: Ha, of course!! I was kidding; you know I love you.
Matt: Uh-huh…I’m fine.
Jay: Great!! But seriously…how’s Schmoop?
Matt: Just duckie.
Jay: Good. That makes me happy.
Matt: Whatever.
Jay: Hey…Are you going to watch the VP debate tonight?
Matt: I’m not sure. I’m still debating whether I should or not. Ha!! See what I did there!?
Jay: Oh-Hooooooo. That was clever. You keep making zingers like that and we’ll always be Number One.
Matt: Ha!! I know righ-
Jay: Or something.
Matt: I’m the Henny Youngman of show prep phone calls.
Jay: That you are, and speaking of long dead comedians…do you have any ideas for Sunday’s show?
Matt: Well, I actually do.
Jay: Really?
Matt: I thought that since your sister has come to visit this week, we could talk about our families.
Jay: That’s a great idea!!
Matt: Really!?
Jay: No, I hate it. Oooooooo.
Matt: What?
Jay: I just saw a commercial with Ben Affleck in it. He’s a good looking guy.
Matt: Excuse me, what about Ben Affleck?
Jay: He’s a good looking guy. What? I am man enough to admit that a guy can be handsome.
Matt: Oh he’s a good looking guy alright, it was just the lustful tone in your voice when you said it.
Jay: Hey. I am very secure in my masculinity and my heterosexuality, very. What about you, fancy boy?
Matt: I am, and in fact, in order to prove it, I have an idea for this Sunday’s show.
Jay: I do too, and I think we are thinking the same thing here, Matt-Man.
Matt: We always talk about the babes that we think are hot.
Jay: IKR? And that leaves out half the world’s population who may also be hot!!
Matt: And that half would be?
Jay: Hot guys!! Come to IWS Radio and get your hot guys!!
Matt: So that can only lead us to one topic for this Sunday, right?
Jay: Right!!
Matt and Jay: The IWS Man Crush Show!!
Matt: We’ll talk about the men whom we love and desire in a man hug sort of way.
Jay: Exactly. The hot guys who turn women’s heads and yet, we want to party with and get to know better.
Matt: This could be huge.
Jay: Not could be, it will be!!
Matt: My nether regions are tingling just thinking about it.
Jay: Mine as well, but I think it’s more due to the not so crispy catfish I had for lunch.
Matt: Either way, we will be tingling and singing the praises of hot guys this Sunday at Noon ET.
Jay: True Dat...another Number One IWS show in the making.
Matt: Alrighty then, our work here is done.
Jay: Another great show prep session, and tell Schmoop that I asked about her.
Matt: See you on IWS Radio this Sunday and you can tell her yourself.
Jay: Will do.
Matt and Jay: (click)
You can catch all the IWS Man Crush show action live Sunday at Noon ET by clicking HERE.
Matt: Hiya Chuckles!!Jay: Hi. How’s Schmoop?
Matt: Ummmm, she’s fine; would you like to know how I am?
Jay: Ha, of course!! I was kidding; you know I love you.
Matt: Uh-huh…I’m fine.
Jay: Great!! But seriously…how’s Schmoop?
Matt: Just duckie.
Jay: Good. That makes me happy.
Matt: Whatever.
Jay: Hey…Are you going to watch the VP debate tonight?
Matt: I’m not sure. I’m still debating whether I should or not. Ha!! See what I did there!?
Jay: Oh-Hooooooo. That was clever. You keep making zingers like that and we’ll always be Number One.
Matt: Ha!! I know righ-
Jay: Or something.
Matt: I’m the Henny Youngman of show prep phone calls.
Jay: That you are, and speaking of long dead comedians…do you have any ideas for Sunday’s show?
Matt: Well, I actually do.
Jay: Really?
Matt: I thought that since your sister has come to visit this week, we could talk about our families.
Jay: That’s a great idea!!
Matt: Really!?
Jay: No, I hate it. Oooooooo.
Matt: What?
Jay: I just saw a commercial with Ben Affleck in it. He’s a good looking guy.
Matt: Excuse me, what about Ben Affleck?
Jay: He’s a good looking guy. What? I am man enough to admit that a guy can be handsome.
Matt: Oh he’s a good looking guy alright, it was just the lustful tone in your voice when you said it.
Jay: Hey. I am very secure in my masculinity and my heterosexuality, very. What about you, fancy boy?
Matt: I am, and in fact, in order to prove it, I have an idea for this Sunday’s show.
Jay: I do too, and I think we are thinking the same thing here, Matt-Man.
Matt: We always talk about the babes that we think are hot.
Jay: IKR? And that leaves out half the world’s population who may also be hot!!
Matt: And that half would be?
Jay: Hot guys!! Come to IWS Radio and get your hot guys!!
Matt: So that can only lead us to one topic for this Sunday, right?
Jay: Right!!
Matt and Jay: The IWS Man Crush Show!!
Matt: We’ll talk about the men whom we love and desire in a man hug sort of way.
Jay: Exactly. The hot guys who turn women’s heads and yet, we want to party with and get to know better.
Matt: This could be huge.
Jay: Not could be, it will be!!
Matt: My nether regions are tingling just thinking about it.
Jay: Mine as well, but I think it’s more due to the not so crispy catfish I had for lunch.
Matt: Either way, we will be tingling and singing the praises of hot guys this Sunday at Noon ET.
Jay: True Dat...another Number One IWS show in the making.
Matt: Alrighty then, our work here is done.
Jay: Another great show prep session, and tell Schmoop that I asked about her.
Matt: See you on IWS Radio this Sunday and you can tell her yourself.
Jay: Will do.
Matt and Jay: (click)
You can catch all the IWS Man Crush show action live Sunday at Noon ET by clicking HERE.
11 comments:
I'm very concerned with Schmoop's well-being. That's part of what makes me such a desirable guy to the ladies. They know I sincerely care.
Jay
Haha! Don't forget Collin Farrell and Jude Law! :) Missy
Jayman: Oh I know. You are selfless, caring, and want to know if she is well enough to travel. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
Missy: I dunno...Making the hot guy cut in the lists of Jay and I is a high hurdle to overcome, but we'll see. Cheers Miss!!
Matt-Man
Ha! George Hamilton??? Seriously??? :)
Missy: Are you making fun of The Great Tanned one? Look up suave, debonair, and/or timeless in any dictionary and there you will find his picture. I am at a loss. Cheers Miss!!
Matt-Man
Haha! Don't have to be so defensive... He's like 80 or something! Not hot! :)
Miss; He is but a mere 73 years of age, and while not being from Arkansas, GH lived in Blytheville, AR. Just like Jayman, living in Arkansas makes any guy HOT!!
Matt-Man
Start off with Stephen Hawking. Brains are hot too.
Mike: Hawking is freaky HOT. Cheers Mike!!
Matt-Man
Jeffrey Dean Morgan..... Ahhhhhh! <3
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