Monday, September 17, 2012

Mitt Romney 2012 Ha!! But David Limbaugh IS Rush's Brother...

I don’t think you should talk to me that way, but that’s okay.

In fact, I’m not certain that you are my ally, and if you do talk to me that way and don’t apologize for it, Ima gonna kick your ass….or at least hold 2 Billion a year from ya.

Y’know, that is what President Obama kinda said to the Egyptians last week and, yet..?

He is taking heat for it.

And here my friends, is the funny thing…

Not just taking heat for that statement, but taking heat for both “allowing” the Egyptians to raid our embassy, and then, castigating them for perhaps not being one of our staunchest allies.

It’s true and I kid you the fuck not.

Just ask Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and while you are at it, ask David Limbaugh who on Twitter describes himself as a, blah, blah, Conservative, blah, blah, “and brother of radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh.”

When you have nothing much of importance to say, it always helps to publicly associate yourself with a drug addicted gas bag brother who also has nothing of importance to say such as Rush Limbaugh.

Here’s what I don’t understand…

People like Hannity and the Limbaughs criticize Obama for “apologizing” to a nascent Egyptian government who may or may not be our ally, and then ream Obama for saying they are not our ally, even though Hannity and the Limbaughs never wanted this Arab Spring government to take power because said Egyptian government hates Israel and they themselves don’t consider Egypt to be an ally.

If you are like me, your neck just snapped from all of the double takes, and you said to yourself, “ai yi yi yi yi yi.”, like the Chester Cheetah Cheetos cat.

I talked to a friend of mine Sunday, and while he is a bat shit crazy Independent as I have mentioned on here before, he said to me…

“I’m going to vote for Obama, because the more people like Limbaugh and Hannity talk about Romney, it is obvious that Romney can’t or won’t offer anything to say himself. He’s a product.”

The friend in question is a bane of my existence. I mean, I love the guy, but Lordy, can he be windy on the every other week phone call, however…

I, and Jayman as well, have called Romney an idiot, a moron, pretentious, and more importantly, soulless…however, I think my crazy friend hit the nail on the head today when he referred to Romney as a product.

Mitt Romney is not a leader. He is not Presidential. Hell, he’s not even a real person. Mitt Romney is…

A Product.

Annnnd the best thing is ladies and gentlemen…he’s on sale and he will tell you whatever you want to hear provided the Romney think agent behind him sees you, recognizes your concerns, and tells the Mittster what to say.

But tread carefully my friends. If you meet the lone wolf Romney without his team of thnkers, you may not like him, or? Maybe you will, or? Maybe you’ll hate him, or?

Maybe he’ll eat you and your children, and therein lies the problem…

Exactly what kind of product is Mitt Romney?

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Omg! I love you Matt but Obama is an idiot!! Missy!

I'm With Stupid said...

Miss: I am sure you have a breadth and depth of reasons as to why Obama is an idiot, and I am sure you gleaned all of said reasons from FOX News. Cheers Miss!!

Matt-Man

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your faith in my ability to think for myself buddy! Missy!

I'm With Stupid said...

Miss: I apologize. I am certain that you get your news from more than one source. Cheers Miss!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

The only problem with Mitt is that he lacks any semblance of conviction on any issue is quite possibly the worst human being to run for president since Nixon. Other than that, he's okay.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: Hey now, don't forget. He is a hilarious individual. Comedic genius. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

Jo said...

Mitt is like Natural Banana Flavor.

I think Obama came in as a product, albeit a far less smarmy product, and is still finding his way...but I see a man in there, not a squirrelly weasel like the lot of them.

Mike said...

I wish I could have seen Matt-mans head exploding when answering Missy. Nice hot girl.. republican.. nice hot girl..

@Missy - What's really sad is no matter how bad Obama is, he's a thousand times better than Romney or any other republican these days.

Anonymous said...

I don't like either of them!! Missy

I'm With Stupid said...

Jo: I agree with you completely. At least Obama doesn't believe in nothing and everything at the same time. Cheers Jo!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Ha. Cute Mike. You're talking about the head on my neck, right? Cheers!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Anony: I hear that a lot. Cheers Anony!!

Matt-Man