Saturday, June 16, 2012

Matt Said, Jay Said XLIII


Matt talks, Jay talks, You listen.

Matt: Is this the person to whom I am speaking?
Jay: No
Matt: Then could you get the person to whom I am speaking please?
Jay: *sigh* I hate role playing with you … Hold on.

Jay: Holaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Matt: There you are!
Jay: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Matt: Oh I wish you could see this
Jay:  What?
Matt: One of my neighbors is carrying a tire into his apartment
Jay: Just a tire?
Matt: Yeah, it’s on the rim too.
Jay: Where’s the car it came off of?
Matt: I don’t know! Every car has four tires that I can see.
Jay: Well that’s odd.
Matt: Oh! Now his woman is outside yelling at him through the door.
Jay: At least we know whose car that tire came off of now.
Matt: This is way better than reality TV.
Jay: Damn right! Crazy neighbors are always fun.

Matt: So what are we gonna talk about on Sunday?
Jay: I dunno
Matt: Me either
Jay: There isn’t much going on
Matt: Well, it IS Father’s Day?
Jay: Yeahhhhhhhh
Matt: But, everyone will be talking about Father’s Day
Jay: Exactly. And my dad was a shitty father.
Matt: That would be a GREAT SHOW!
Jay: Ha! Probably.
Matt: We need something different from everyone else though.
Jay: Well, your entertaining neighbors would be a good show.
Matt: Oh yeah! Apartment living stories!
Jay: Life in the Hood!
Matt: What do you think Schmoop? Life in the Hood?
Schmoop: I love it!
Matt: Schmoop loves it, so …
Jay: So “Life in the Hood” it is!
Matt: There we go.
Jay: Wacky neighbors.
Matt: Stupid landlords.
Jay: Hookers
Matt: Drug dealers
Jay: Busybodies
Matt: Loudmouths
Jay: Oh this will be great
Matt: Should be no problem coming up with lots of good stories.

Jay: Oh look is about to have a show
Matt: I gotta listen to that
Jay: Why?
Matt: To punish myself. It’s a Catholic thing.
Jay: Have fun
Matt: Hold on, I can’t remember my password on my old BTR account
Jay: Ha!
Matt: Or my sign in. Damn.
Jay: That might be a problem.
Matt: Okay, they sent me the password.
Jay: That was nice of them
Matt: So now how do I get to his show?
Jay: Well, I would just click the link he just Tweeted
Matt: You assho … You’re gonna put this on Matt Said, Jay Said, aren’t you?
Jay: Oh yeah!

So, be sure to tune in on Sunday at 12 Noon ET for “Life in the Hood” on I’m With Stupid. And, call in at 661.244.9852 and tell us your best apartment living stories!

And to pass the time until that show, check out our Wacky Wednesday show which was full of witty banter and sexy callers!


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11 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

I don't care what anyone says...That's good shit right there, boy. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

Jo said...

Those are really cute sparkle shorts on Carrie.

A weirdo neighbor show is perfect! In my experience the weirdest people live in the burbs.

SkylersDad said...

Always entertaining! And everything on Carrie is cute.

Gnetch said...

The first conversation sounds like bromance to me! Haha.

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt: It's funny, inspiring and down right fascinating.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jo: The burbs are full of very weird people. True dat. Also, the biggest freaks live in the gated community.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

SD: Damn right. And you know what else would look cute on Carrie? Me. ha!

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Gnetch: Pretty hot huh? ;-p ;-p

Jay

Mike said...

I'm glad Jo mentioned who it was in the picture. I would have had no idea who it was. I was to distracted by the hotness.

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