Matt talks, Jay talks, You listen.
Matt: Then could you get the person to whom I am speaking please?
Jay: *sigh* I hate role playing with you … Hold on.
Matt: There you are!
Jay: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Matt: Oh I wish you could see this
Matt: One of my neighbors is carrying a tire into his apartment
Jay: Just a tire?
Matt: Yeah, it’s on the rim too.
Jay: Where’s the car it came off of?
Matt: I don’t know! Every car has four tires that I can see.
Jay: Well that’s odd.
Matt: Oh! Now his woman is outside yelling at him through the door.
Jay: At least we know whose car that tire came off of now.
Matt: This is way better than reality TV.
Jay: Damn right! Crazy neighbors are always fun.
Matt: So what are we gonna talk about on Sunday?
Jay: I dunno
Matt: Me either
Jay: There isn’t much going on
Matt: Well, it IS Father’s Day?
Matt: But, everyone will be talking about Father’s Day
Jay: Exactly. And my dad was a shitty father.
Matt: That would be a GREAT SHOW!
Jay: Ha! Probably.
Matt: We need something different from everyone else though.
Jay: Well, your entertaining neighbors would be a good show.
Matt: Oh yeah! Apartment living stories!
Jay: Life in the Hood!
Matt: What do you think Schmoop? Life in the Hood?
Schmoop: I love it!
Matt: Schmoop loves it, so …
Jay: So “Life in the Hood” it is!
Matt: There we go.
Jay: Wacky neighbors.
Matt: Stupid landlords.
Matt: Drug dealers
Jay: Oh this will be great
Matt: Should be no problem coming up with lots of good stories.
Jay: Oh look
Matt: I gotta listen to that
Matt: To punish myself. It’s a Catholic thing.
Jay: Have fun
Matt: Hold on, I can’t remember my password on my old BTR account
Matt: Or my sign in. Damn.
Jay: That might be a problem.
Matt: Okay, they sent me the password.
Jay: That was nice of them
Matt: So now how do I get to his show?
Jay: Well, I would just click the link he just Tweeted
Matt: You assho … You’re gonna put this on Matt Said, Jay Said, aren’t you?
Jay: Oh yeah!
So, be sure to tune in on Sunday at 12 Noon ET for “Life in the Hood” on I’m With Stupid. And, call in at 661.244.9852 and tell us your best apartment living stories!
And to pass the time until that show, check out our Wacky Wednesday show which was full of witty banter and sexy callers!