Oh sure...Ya'd think a hot babe named Brooklyn Decker was born in the Big Apple, but nope. Twenty- Five year old 2010 SI Swimsuit Cover Girl Brooklyn Decker, is a grain fed babe who was born only minutes away from the Matt-Man, in Kettering, Ohio...
I don't know why she had to do that...Hell, I would have been more than willing to serve an ace fast and hard to her back court. Then again...
Maybe I'd just lob my balls at her.
In fact, if we did it on a clay court, I could get her ass cheeks all red and what not, without even having to spank her. But, that would be sad...and that would be a fault on my part.
Anyhoo...Here's to Kettering, Ohio's own Brooklyn Decker. We hardly got to know you personally, and we, well...I, am still crying because of the missed opportunity.
And, don't forge to check out the I'm With Stupid Podcast!
Cheers!!
She has built upon her magical cover girl hotness by realizing a successful acting career and is currently starring in the blockbuster hit, Battleship, as Samantha Shane...
Brooklyn is also cast as the lead in another upcoming movie, of which I forget the title, but if it includes this shot, I would simply call it, "Hot Girl on the Beach"...
For some insane reason, Brooklyn Decker married tennis star Andy Roddick in 2009...
I don't know why she had to do that...Hell, I would have been more than willing to serve an ace fast and hard to her back court. Then again...
Maybe I'd just lob my balls at her.
In fact, if we did it on a clay court, I could get her ass cheeks all red and what not, without even having to spank her. But, that would be sad...and that would be a fault on my part.
Anyhoo...Here's to Kettering, Ohio's own Brooklyn Decker. We hardly got to know you personally, and we, well...I, am still crying because of the missed opportunity.
And, don't forge to check out the I'm With Stupid Podcast!
Cheers!!
11 comments:
You know, Brooklyn was "discovered" in a shopping mall in Charlotte, NC when she was a teenager. So why is it that whenever I try to "discover" a teenage girl in a mall, I get the cops called on me? Huh? So not fair.
Jay
Jayman: Because you are not a "Premium Member of Society." Societal rules work just like BTR rules. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
She reminds me a lot of Rebecca Romijn back in 98 SI swimsuit issue
Well I saw the word naked in your title so HERE I AM! Nice!
Very gorgeous. And interesting the way she uses her bikini top as a...scarf.
Lobbing balls? That was great and really uncomfortable. You have a curious magic with words.
Adam: Now that you mention it, she looks a bit like Romijn in the face in the second picture. Cheers Adam!!
Matt-Man
Mike: I guess I should put t word "naked" in every title then. Cheers Mike!!
Matt-Man
Jo: Ha. Thanks Jo, and I'll be mentioning my wordsmith influence on today's show as a matter of fact. Cheers Jo!!
Matt-Man
When you have it, flaunt it while you can.
At best I'm up for a little décollété.
Heidi: Damn right, and who doesn't love a plunging neckline full of tempting cleavage? Cheers Heidi!!
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