Friday, May 18, 2012

Glenn Beck is an Asshole and So is Sean Hannity...And? You Are Too, At Times

Yesterday, Jayman did a post about how each and every person should be him or herself, and should go all the way, and how perhaps, he and I should go “all the way” during our radio show.

The following is one comment among many that his treatise received…

“I've always assumed y'all were going for the Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Howard Stern (throwing that last one in there just to appease y'all) type "shock" radio. Intentionally and knowingly over the top.”

--Dana

As Jayman wrote the post, I did not respond to Dana’s comment, so I will now, as we conclude our week of angst and philosophical discussions here on IWS.

Is Dana serious?  Did she really think that Jay and I wanted to do a radio show based on Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity, and Stern?

First of all, our clandestine plan to take over social media went like this….

Jay:  You still want to do a radio show?
Matt:  Yeah…that’d be cool.
Jay:  Okay…let’s do it.


And thus a dream was born, and the world was never the same.

Jayman and I are nothing like those idiots.

First of all, unlike those aforementioned ass clowns, we actually are funny, and secondly, and maybe more importantly to some, we are exponentially more factual.

Jayman and I do not make shit up unless we are doing our Molotov Mocktails, which if anyone has half a brain knows we are making up.

We don’t lie; we speak the truth, and we just happen to make it so sincere and funny at times that it comes out as, “going over the top.”

Jayman and I are who we are.

We are not the right or left wingers like Hannity, Limbaugh, or Maddow who can find no fault in their own ideology, and we are not Stern, who thinks talking to a different naked woman every day for twenty years is funny.

We are just ourselves.

We are just Jayman and Matt-Man who aspire to make fun of ourselves, bad parents, politicians, anyone else in this world who fucks up with no regret, and drool over hot babes…

We are that simple, and…we are that brilliant.

Annnnnnnnd…maybe we will let loose, and won’t that be something?

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

neshobadude@yahoo.com
@mattmaniws

42 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Often times people like to style themselves after someone. Virtually ever sports talk show I listen to on BTR or local radio the host is doing his Jim Rome. But to be completely honest with you, we don't do that. And we certainly wouldn't try to be similar to people we fucking hate!

To be fair though, I'm not opposed to the naked chick in my studio thing. Doesn't have to be a different one every day though. I'm not greedy.

Jay

Missy said...

Wonderful! Some cannot comprehend fun!! Sad!

I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: Ha...You sick, brilliant fuck. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Missy: It's sad that people can't, and let me me tell you Miss, my mind is comprehending some fun right now. Cheers Miss, and thanks for all you do for us. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

Mike said...

So if I come visit the studio there will be a naked woman there?

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Oh hell yeah...of course it will probably be Schmoop. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man

Beth said...

You guys rock! Wait...when did I volunteer for this nakedness? Never mind, I probably did.

Dana said...

I'm flattered to be the first you let loose on ... does that make me internet famous?? I think so! Oh wait! No it doesn't because you didn't offer me the courtesy of a reach-around (a.k.a. a link)

Look, you clearly missed my point, which was the "shock" value of your show - NOT that you were identical in topic/content to Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, or Howard Stern.

Y'all push people's comfort zone and that is a GREAT thing.

Now quit being so literal and take the fucking compliment as it was meant, DAMMIT!

I'm With Stupid said...

Beth: You being so accommodating is the hottest trait you posses, well...aside from your flexibility of course. Cheers Schmoop!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Dana: I wasn't letting loose on you, you just happened to provide the impetus that allowed me to broadly define the show as to what it is and is not. I do apologize about the link and will add it. I had to actually add the link to Jayman's post after the fact. I'm cool that way. Cheers Dana!!

Matt-Man

Jo said...

Also, you guys don't have hair-hat.

I'm With Stupid said...

Jo: Ha...True. That Hannity hair is an immovable object. Cheers Jo!!

Matt-Man

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