Hola Bitches and welcome to 2012. How was your New Year’s
Weekend? That’s great! Really? Wow! Dude was hung like a donkey! Well, I’m glad
you’re happy. Oh mine? It was … nice. We had an excellent New
Year’s Eve Party on I’m With Stupid Saturday night. It was lots of fun and
games and all that. Then, I called into Dr.
Mike’s and Warrior Kat’s show and we brought in the New Year in style. So,
the Jayman had some excitement of his own this weekend. Oh yeah!
Anyway, as is tradition here on the IWS Blog, on the first
post of the New Year, I publish my Celebrity Death Pool. This is the list of
celebrities and pseudo-celebrities who I believe will kick the bucket in 2012.
Now, I’m not saying I WANT these people to die. I’m just
saying I think they WILL.
2012 Celebrity Death
Prediction:
We’ll start with the people I put on the list every year
because they are either very old or have a very high risk lifestyle:
- Abe Vigoda
- Wilford Brimely
- Keith Richards
- Betty White
- Ernest Borgnine
- Betty White
- Larry King
- Lindsay Lohan
- Leif Garrett
- Jim Cantore
Next we’ll list some people who have been very sick and are
probably not going to make it:
- Aretha Franklin
- Etta James
- Larry Hagman
- Muhammad Ali
- Michael Douglas
- Nancy Reagan
- Margaret Thatcher
- Joe Paterno
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Robin Gibb
Of course, we’re about due for another former president to
pass away. I think I’ll go with George H. W. Bush. I know his being
the oldest makes this an obvious pick, but it’s really just a personal
preference guess.
The only group left would be people who are young and/or
healthy and don’t seem likely to die. These are the hardest ones to predict.
(see: Phoenix, River and Ledger, Heath) So, they may seem like a stretch, but just remember anything is possible.
- Jennifer Aniston: Freak hairstyling accident.
- Dakota Fanning: She’s right in the drug experimenting
accident age range.
- Nicolas Cage: Crazy people die crazy.
- Pitbull: There has to be a rapper on the list, right?
- Ralphie May: Many comedians live fast and die young.
- Lady Ga Ga: It just wouldn’t be her style not to.
- Andy Samberg: Young comedian AND SNL cast member? He’s
toast.
- Heather Graham: The Brittany Murphy category
- Robert Pattinson: The Heath Ledger category
- Brandon Marshall: Gotta have an athlete on the list too.
Okay, so that about covers it. There’s my prediction for who
is mostly like to die in 2012. Of course, I hope none of them do.
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In other news, as I mentioned earlier, we held a very
special New
Year’s Eve Party on I’m With Stupid. It was pretty much non-stop fun and
jocularity. We came up with some great predictions for 2012, took calls and
just reveled in the fun and excitement of the New Year.
So, give it a listen and relive that great night over and
over again with us.
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10 comments:
Well I just listened to the last two shows. I need .... something ....
If Lindsay Lohan dies, add my name to the list, because I'll kill myself. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
You should start an actual pool and give away prizes.
Mike: You need something for all the laughter? ;-)
Jay
Matt-Man: I know there won't really be anything for you to live for left. Thank God I've got Miley!
Jay
Lisa: Absolutely brilliant marketing idea! We should start doing contests like that this year.
Jay
You forgot about the Biebs. Hair tossing accident.
I'm going with Roger Moore again.
One of these years, I'm going to be right!
When are you going to realize that Abe Vigoda is never going to die? Hell, I've had him dead for 20 years;)
HA! I love the oddball section! I have to say I've read some other lists like this, like the one over at http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrity-death-pool-2012/famous-celebrity-deaths-list but this is the most comical of them all. Well done. It's horrible to think about it, but it would be hilarious to watch all the Twilight girls freak the heck out if one of their stars bit it.
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