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Sunday, January 1, 2012

Celebrity Death Pool 2012


Hola Bitches and welcome to 2012. How was your New Year’s Weekend? That’s great! Really? Wow! Dude was hung like a donkey! Well, I’m glad you’re happy. Oh mine? It was … nice. We had an excellent New Year’s Eve Party on I’m With Stupid Saturday night. It was lots of fun and games and all that. Then, I called into Dr. Mike’s and Warrior Kat’s show and we brought in the New Year in style. So, the Jayman had some excitement of his own this weekend. Oh yeah!

Anyway, as is tradition here on the IWS Blog, on the first post of the New Year, I publish my Celebrity Death Pool. This is the list of celebrities and pseudo-celebrities who I believe will kick the bucket in 2012. Now, I’m not saying I WANT these people to die. I’m just saying I think they WILL.

2012 Celebrity Death Prediction:

We’ll start with the people I put on the list every year because they are either very old or have a very high risk lifestyle:

- Abe Vigoda
- Wilford Brimely
- Keith Richards
- Betty White
- Ernest Borgnine
- Betty White
- Larry King
- Lindsay Lohan
- Leif Garrett
- Jim Cantore

Next we’ll list some people who have been very sick and are probably not going to make it:

- Aretha Franklin
- Etta James
- Larry Hagman
- Muhammad Ali
- Michael Douglas
- Nancy Reagan
- Margaret Thatcher
- Joe Paterno
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Robin Gibb

Of course, we’re about due for another former president to pass away. I think I’ll go with George H. W. Bush. I know his being the oldest makes this an obvious pick, but it’s really just a personal preference guess.

The only group left would be people who are young and/or healthy and don’t seem likely to die. These are the hardest ones to predict. (see: Phoenix, River and Ledger, Heath) So, they may seem like a stretch, but just remember anything is possible.

- Jennifer Aniston: Freak hairstyling accident.
- Dakota Fanning: She’s right in the drug experimenting accident age range.
- Nicolas Cage: Crazy people die crazy.
- Pitbull: There has to be a rapper on the list, right?
- Ralphie May: Many comedians live fast and die young.
- Lady Ga Ga: It just wouldn’t be her style not to.
- Andy Samberg: Young comedian AND SNL cast member? He’s toast.
- Heather Graham: The Brittany Murphy category
- Robert Pattinson: The Heath Ledger category
- Brandon Marshall: Gotta have an athlete on the list too.

Okay, so that about covers it. There’s my prediction for who is mostly like to die in 2012. Of course, I hope none of them do.

Jayman
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In other news, as I mentioned earlier, we held a very special New Year’s Eve Party on I’m With Stupid. It was pretty much non-stop fun and jocularity. We came up with some great predictions for 2012, took calls and just reveled in the fun and excitement of the New Year.

So, give it a listen and relive that great night over and over again with us. 



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10 comments:

Mike said...

Well I just listened to the last two shows. I need .... something ....

I'm With Stupid said...

If Lindsay Lohan dies, add my name to the list, because I'll kill myself. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

Tantra Flower said...

You should start an actual pool and give away prizes.

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: You need something for all the laughter? ;-)

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt-Man: I know there won't really be anything for you to live for left. Thank God I've got Miley!

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Lisa: Absolutely brilliant marketing idea! We should start doing contests like that this year.

Jay

Gnetch said...

You forgot about the Biebs. Hair tossing accident.

Unknown said...

I'm going with Roger Moore again.

One of these years, I'm going to be right!

Beth said...

When are you going to realize that Abe Vigoda is never going to die? Hell, I've had him dead for 20 years;)

Jesse said...

HA! I love the oddball section! I have to say I've read some other lists like this, like the one over at http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrity-death-pool-2012/famous-celebrity-deaths-list but this is the most comical of them all. Well done. It's horrible to think about it, but it would be hilarious to watch all the Twilight girls freak the heck out if one of their stars bit it.