That lady would be former Miss America, full-time Christian, and Fox and Friends keystone of intellect and insight, Gretchen Carlson...
As we begin the Christmas season, we at IWS raise a toast to the Maiden of Messianic Merchandising, who refuses to silence her God-given tongue in speaking out against those in the form of Atheists, Secularists, and Festivus followers who choose to diss the Holy Baby Jeebus...
She's hot...She's heavenly, and somehow, she graduated from Stanford...She's Gretchen Carlson...
And we love her.
Cheers, and let the Baby Jeebus-Hatin' Barbarians be stopped at the gates.
Matt-Man
As we begin the Christmas season, we at IWS raise a toast to the Maiden of Messianic Merchandising, who refuses to silence her God-given tongue in speaking out against those in the form of Atheists, Secularists, and Festivus followers who choose to diss the Holy Baby Jeebus...
She's hot...She's heavenly, and somehow, she graduated from Stanford...She's Gretchen Carlson...
And we love her.
Cheers, and let the Baby Jeebus-Hatin' Barbarians be stopped at the gates.
Matt-Man
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3 comments:
When I think Fox News, I think Julie Banderas normally. But, Gretchen is nice too. She makes me proud to be a white Christian American. Or something.
Jay
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck gretchen.
And when did the haters start including Catholics in their midst? Don't they remember WASP?! It's a P not a C. Even the haters are going to hell for letting these idolotry loving heathens into their secret society.
I'm afraid Jeebus is going to be all by Himself in heaven.
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