Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Giada vs Ina: A Bitter Rivalry

Giada de Laurentiis or Ina Garten? Who do you prefer? You can't say “both.” You gotta choose. For the longest time I, like you, thought you could answer “both” to that question. But I don't think you can anymore. I think you have to choose. And, I think I'm the only person who recognizes the bitter, vicious and hate-filled rivalry that exists between two of Food Network's brightest stars.

Let's break this down, shall we?

Giada and Ina both...

Live a pretty lavish lifestyle in beautiful homes in exclusive beach side areas.
Are highly skilled chefs who are quite creative in the kitchen.
Have created extremely successful brands out of their Food Network shows.
Live seemingly idyllic lives with family and friends all around.
Love to entertain.
Regularly use very fancy ingredients in elaborate meals.
Are great at teaching people how to cook.

But, if you look a little closer, I think you see that they are actually trying to top each other.

Ina's husband Jeffery is a professor at Yale.
Giada's husband Todd started his own business.

Ina drives around The Hamptons in her BMW.
Giada drives around the posh areas of Santa Barbara and Malibu in her convertible Audi.

Ina always has her famous snooty white friends coming over for a cookout or to play cards.
Giada has her fabulous and beautiful snooty white friends over for cookouts or to do yoga by the pool.

Ina hosts big parties for New York's high society types.
Giada hosts big parties for Hollywood celebrities.

Ina has lots of gay and lesbian friends.
Giada's husband Todd owns and designs a clothing line.

Ina hosts a cookout at the beach.
Giada hosts a cookout at the beach, BUT her friends are younger and better looking so they play beach volleyball first.

Ina and Jeffery go to Paris.
Giada and Todd go to Rome.

But, where Giada is obviously really trying to show Ina up is in the episodes where they go the beach. When Ina Garten goes to the beach, she dresses like this...

When Giada de Laurentiis goes to the beach, she dresses like this...

Don't think any of this is a coincidence either. It's pretty obvious that Giada and Ina hate each others guts and are trying to top each other at every turn. You know, it wasn't too long after Giada was shown paddle boarding in her tight top and bikini bottoms that Ina made the comment on her show that Italian cooking “isn't really cooking.” I don't know WHY I'm the only one who can see this.

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Mike said...

I pick .... the x-ray of Kardashians' ass.

IWS Radio said...

Let's see..? A Bulgarian Shot Put looking chick, or a nubile Dago with perky breasts...hmmmm? That's a tough choice, Jayman. Cheers!!


Schadenfreude Warehouse said...

If I looked like Gaida, I'd dress like that too.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

oh boys....

IWS Radio said...

Mike: Her ass is as empty as her head.

Matt: I can't believe how shallow you're being here. This was a serious post about a serious blood feud between these two culinary stars. And all you can do is focus on Giada's physical appearance. Shameful. *smh*

SW: So would I.

Gary: Hola!


Phfrankie Bondo said...

Let's see: The BareFOOT Contessa vs the BareTHIGH Goddess.......

Oh, Mommy..

Malcolm said...

Giada gets my vote without question. Good job of sniffing out this rivalry before anyone else Jay. I think it's time for Giada and Ina to face off in Celebrity Deathmatch.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I also hear Ina sends recipes to Giada but messes with the proportions so the meals suck...so childish

IWS Radio said...

Phrankie: More shallowness. I guess I'm the only one who sees these two women are professionals.

Malcolm: I'm pretty sure Ina would really hurt Giada bad. Of course, Giada would then put a hit out on Ina, so it evens out.

Vinny: She's such a petty bitch!


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