There's Nothing Trivial About IWS Radio's Success!

Yet another EPIC episode of IWS Radio! It was non-stop fun and games this week …

Lots of pork on New Year’s Day!

Sad news about Giada de Laurentiis’ divorce.

The couple who left the $10 tip finally returned! The $10 was for “putting the beer in the backseat.”

Jayman enjoyed a nice cold and refreshing Pepsi. Matt committed to drinking ONE seven-ounce can of Pepsi if they agreed to sponsor IWS Radio.

The straw that stirs the drink.

Sarcastic Sam takes on Fox & Friends

Guy Ahnurdyck has a trivia question for us.

America loves the Oregon Ducks and Florida States finds don’t understand why.

Ambulance service comes to Cincinnati.  

Matt and Jay shared their “Bad Songs of the Week” and OMG they were soooooo bad. (Bad bad, not good bad.”

Elephants have FOUR knees, but still can’t jump.  

Kim Frageeley has a half bottle of tequila, a tin of Vienna Sausages and is open for bidness.

“The Duggar Effect.”

Canada is a Big Village.

Paige called in and hung out with Matt and Jay for a bit. She gets a mug!

Geography questions are great for trivia games.

Making plans for the whole IWS gang to convene at Hodgepodge Lodge next week.

Buddy Holly’s big hit “That’ll be the Day” came from the line “that’ll be the day” spoken by John Wayne in the movie “The Searchers.”

Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd so much more fascinating and hilarious trivia was shared! Check it out! Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

                             

Matt Said Jay Said 7-5-7

Matt rhymes, Jay free verses, You just don’t get it.

Matt: I’m here you big stud!
Jay: You got me anytime you want me big boy!
Matt: Who you calling “boy” bud?
Jay: YOU!
Matt: I’m a grown-ass man.
Jay: You don’t act like.
Matt: That’s not the point!
Jay: Oh, okay.
Matt: Like you’re “Mr. Mature!”
Jay: That’s a great nickname for me.
Matt: Or maybe “Mr. NOT Mature”
Jay: Pffffffffffffftttttt!
Matt: See!
Jay: Oh hey!
Matt: What?
Jay: Bryan Fischer says Obama was photoshopped into the Situation Room Photo
Matt: Oh I know! What a moron.
Jay: RIGHT? You can’t trust people who spell Bryan with a “Y.”
Matt: Nooooo Nor people who add a superfluous “C” to Fisher.
Jay: Exactly. Can’t believe the cable channels haven’t called us on this one.
Matt: I know! We were there so we know Obama was in the room…

Jay: Just another example of us not getting our due.
Matt: All I get is “payment due!”
Jay: Hey-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Matt: My pain fuels my humor.
Jay: That it does.
Matt: Happy people are never funny.
Jay: No, they’re too busy bragging about how happy they are.
Matt: So damn boring.
Jay: IKR? All that cheeriness gets old fast.
Matt: And, they can’t be great comedians, writers or poets if they’re happy.
Jay: Exactly! Nothing to push the creativity out of them.
Matt: Just happy little boring blobs is all they are.
Jay: Well, they can be potaters.
Matt: What are potaters?
Jay: Bad poets who think they’re good.
Matt: Do you know any potaters?
Jay: Jewel
Matt: Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhh!

Matt: Speaking of bad poetry …
Jay: And we were
Matt: Sunday is National Bad Poetry Day!
Jay: Well then!
Matt: Right??!!
Jay: All of our correspondents can record some poetry
Matt: It’ll be a beautiful thing.
Jay: And maybe some Tumbr poetry
Matt: And Facebook poetry
Jay: This is gonna be awesome!
Matt: And you know what else?
Jay: There’s MORE?!
Matt: Luis the Ice Man took the Oath and is an American!
Jay: He’s got to come on the show then.
Matt: He will!
Jay: Awesome!!!
Matt: Oh this is gonna be HUGE!
Jay: What a monster show!
Matt: I can’t wait!
Jay: Me either!

Be sure to catch “Bad Poetry in Motion” on IWS Radio Sunday at 12 Noon ET!!!