Mitt Romney Is Not a Christian...And Ainsley Earhardt Is Not a Man

Happy Monday Morning, Kids!!

Boy what a weekend it was…dancing girls, booze, Chinese Mafia types, Great Value Potato Chips, and all in my living room at once. 

Pffft…

It was wacky, and Jayman and I had a great show Saturday so listen to it on the BTR machine on the sidebar or the post below…please?

Anyhoo…

The J-Bone Thug and I are doing another show today at 11 AM EDT, and we are getting serious, bitches.

We are going to talk about this woman:

That is Ainsley Earhardt who is one of phone message hacker, Rupert Murdoch’s, vacuous, kinda manly looking, and needs to dye her roots, FOX News babes.

Sunday on Fox and Friends Weekend she claimed that being a Mormon, Mitt Romney is NOT a Christian.

Her cohorts, i.e human stick figures, Adam Clayton and Dave Briggs, either didn’t get it, didn’t care, or of course, didn’t know.

We will also discuss the release of one hot, nubile, homicidal hottie…Casey Anthony:

I’m takin’ that chick to Chuck E. Cheese if it’s the last thing I do in life. She brings out the three year old in me, by golly.

We will also discuss the fact that Marcus Bachmann, husband of GOP Presidential contender Michele Bachmann, is gay.

Or perhaps not gay.

Or perhaps...um...as this picture suggests, getting ready to fall over from a heart attack.

Annnnnd we may talk about the debt ceiling crisis, as well as how dreams of female superiority of the U.S. were dashed by the choking of Hope Solo and the rest of the United States kitty kickers in the Women's World Cup.

All that and more, on I’m With Stupid today at 11 AM EDT on Blog Talk Radio.

You can access the show page HERE, and as always, you can call in at 661.244.9852.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
neshobadude@yahoo.com

Casey Anthony: Her Road to Redemption

Jayman and myself can be many things…

We can be sarcastic. We can be opinionated. We can be assholes. However…

Above all of that, we are first and foremost, purveyors of redemption.

We believe in the innate goodness of people, and bend over backwards to find the true beneficence of people, no matter how “evil” they may seem to be.

We think that anyone and everyone who seeks solace through supplication to our Lord Jesus Christ, should receive it.

And…

Who are we to be any less than that holy Hebrew that is Jesus?

With that being said, and to state our holy humanity publicly, we offer to you the official letter of redemption that we have sent to Casey Anthony’s attorneys…

Dear Hot Chick’s Lawyer(s),

We know that your client has been much maligned and may, in spite of the “not guilty” verdict, be in trouble of finding regular and reliable employment upon her release.

Being the aforementioned purveyors of redemption that we are, we are offering Ms. Anthony a position with I’m With Stupid as a staff reporter.

As you probably know, I’m With Stupid is a future Pulitzer and Marconi award winning website and radio show that hires only the best.

We think Casey Anthony is among the best, and she fills the void in our homicidal, 20 something, hot chick demographic. Score!!

We are willing to offer her a generous salary, access to our beach house on the Ohio River, and we will even change the name and banner of our website for her:

We, as you know by now after Googling us, do not extend these offers often, nor lightly.

Jayman and I appreciate your consideration of this proposal, while you may at the same time, be drafting your legal actions against us.

We are impressed by your ability to multi-task, and as we are multi-taskers ourselves, that is something that makes this a win-win proffer.

We hope to hear from you soon via email rather than certified mail.

Sincerely,

Matt-Man

neshobadude@yahoo.com
twitter.com/#!/MattManIWS

Casey Anthony, Porn, Slavery and Jeter...

It was another EPIC episode of “I'm With Stupid” this morning kids. Today we hit on the hot topics big news of the past week and other fun and exciting things. We thoroughly analyzed the Casey Anthony verdict and determined that a large percentage of the people who were OMG OUTRAGED over the not guilty verdict and big old fucking hypocrites.

We also discussed Tim Pawlenty's outrageous and totally uncalled for (even if totally true) attacks on Michele Bachmann's record. And of course we had a few thoughts on Bachmann and Rick Santorum signing this looney pledge from this group The Family Leader vowing, among other things, to ban pornography AND stating that kids born into slavery were better off than black kids born into “Obama's America.”

Aaaaaaaaaaaand we very professionally analyzed Derek Jeter's 3,000 career hit and the sports media's reaction to him which was something along the lines of “Ohhh Derek we love you sooooooo much!!! Would you bend over and let us kiss your ass non-stop and **kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss** Ohhhh you're so handsome and morally pure too. And so humble. And sooooo cute! Ohhhhh Derek we want to have your babies.”

Then Vinny Bond came on the line and we were just beginning to have a great Tim Tebow vs Derek Jeter discussion when BTR decided we had been on the air long enough. Sorry about that Vinny! But, everyone listen to Music on the Couch every Monday night at 10 pm EDT on Blog Talk Radio! It's a great show.

Anyway, if you'd like to listen, and I know that you would, just use the sweet, aesthetically pleasing BTR radio machine here, or if you're reading via the Google Machine, we've enclosed a link that will magically cause an audio player to appear at the bottom of the page. As always, we appreciate your support and love each and every one of you unconditionally.

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Casey Anthony is Getting Off

Heyyyyyyy therrrrrre sports fans, IWS sports editor, Slyder Balzcock here with a little Monday Morning Humpbacking.

Congratulations to the U.S. Women’s soccer team as they defeated Brazil in World Cup action over the weekend in front of an electrified Reichstag type crowd in Munchausen By Proxy, Germany.

Gooooooooooal, Baby!!

Back here in the States, longtime Yankee and light skinned black man Derek Jeter got his 3,000^th hit Saturday as the Bronx Bombers tussled with the visiting Tampa Bay Gamma Rays.

But Mr. Jeter wasn’t the only person to reach the magical milestone of trey thousand this weekend…

In honor of the passing of former First Baseman Betty Ford, music heavyweight Amy Winehouse entered rehab for the 3,000^th time.

Even though still on the disabled list until July 17^th, homicidal honey Casey Anthony received her 3,000^th death threat thanks to Edna Thistle of Macon, Ga., who offered to “stick a boom box up Casey’s ass and crank up the Best of John Tesh.”

Lastly, our very own IWS guys hit a couple of milestones of their own…

Late Friday night, Jayman devoured his 3,000^th Vienna Sausage and on Saturday morning, Matt-Man drank his 3,000^th pint of Wild Irish Rose.

The ensuing sausage shit of the Jayman and the Rose piss from the Mattster have been saved and are on sale now for you serious memorabilia collectors.

This is Slyder Balzcock rounding third and heading for the end zone saying…

Make sure you listen to Jay and Matt-Man on Blog Talk Radio at 11 AM EDT today. They are talking Casey Anthony, Michele Bachmann and perhaps about their own fecal material and urine samples.

Click on the Radio tab at the top of this page and find the show page link and/or call in at 661.244.9852 today at 11 AM EDT.

Casey Anthony's Future...

Yesterday, as you probably know, former MILF Casey Anthony was acquitted of murdering her daughter Caylee. The biggest thing people are asking now is “What's next for Casey?” We know this isn't the last we'll see of Ms. Anthony. Nobody ever just goes away. Well I have a few ideas of what she can do with her new found celebrity status.

She could get her own reality TV shows...

“The Real Murderers of Orlando”

“The Octomom's Nanny”

“Getting Away With It Casey” (A Travel Show)

“25 and NOT Pregnant”

“Narcissists in the City”

Maybe write books...

“Child-Free by Choice”

“The Killer Within”

“The Deadliest Place on Earth”

“A Silencing in the Swamp”

“The Sexy Strangler”

Star in Porno Movies...

“Getting Off With Casey”

“Casey's Canyon”

“Casey Casey Bang Bang”

“Inmate 69”

“Casey is Cumming”

Maybe she could start a pen-pal website for lonely men: “Sexy Southern Sociopaths”

She could announce she's a Born-Again Virgin and replace Bristol Palin as the national spokesperson for the Candie's Foundation on Abstinence.

She could be Maury's co-host on his “Who's the Father” episodes. When a girl is all distraught that none of the 17 guys just DNA tested are the father of her kid, Casey can console her and explain that there are “alternatives” to single motherhood.

She can take over as spokesperson for the RNC for that whole “Families With Single Parents Aren't Real Families” thing.

She can be revealed as the person who killed Rosie Larsen next season on “The Killing”

She could replace Sherry as the “crazy” chick on “The View.”

She could get a new show on CNN Headline News along with Nancy Grace titled “The Moron and the Monster.”

So, as you can see, Casey has a bright future and lots and lots of options. I'm sure we'll be seeing her around again soon!

Jayman

jayman3768@gmail.com

www.twitter.com/jayman_iws