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Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Rand Paul Has A New Hobby...Listening To IWS Radio

Happy last day of summer everyone...U.S. Senator and 2016 GOP Presidential candidate Rand Paulhere for IWS Radio.

Let me tell ya folks...My days on the campaign trail are numbered, and if Ramblin' Rick Santorum doesn't beat me to it, I'm going to be the next GOP candidate to follow in the empty shoes of Scott Walker, so I'm going to have a lot of free time on my hands.

And...What better way to spend that time than to listen to Jay and Matt on IWS Radio? There is no better way, and that's a fact. I mean, listened to this past Sunday's show and it was a hoot!!

Here's a sample of some the wackiness that went down in that brief two hour time...

Matt discussed his swollen right hand and imparted a tale about some young scalawag with drunk parents throwing cheese puffs on the Beer Mine floor, while Jay waxed angrily and justifiably about being ticketed by an overbearing Illinois State Storm Trooper.

Bret Bielema and that asshole Donald Trump came up with an asinine plan to rebuild the University of Arkansas football program.

Bobby Kraft whined about not being invited Matt-Man and Schmoop's wedding

Rev. Moneymaker was threatened by Pope Francis while interviewing said Pope, and dig it...

Jayman and Matt-Man took shots at the GOP Prez candidates over their debate performances, but left me out of it, because well...they dig me.

Some horribly bad music was played and then things got out of hand.

Once again after several attempts, Robert the Taylor discovered how to make a phone call and chimed in speaking in his Scottish code. Schmoop chimed in with meaningless babble, but finally...

Jamie Mapleleaf called in, and with her sexy Canadian voice put the cheese on the final cracker of the day.

It was awesome, so give it a listen, and in the near future, with extra time on my hands, I'll probably be in the IWS Radio studios LIVE and UNLEASHED!!



3 comments:

  1. I was hoping that Rand would explain his hair.

    He's running a close second for the second most confusing hair in the Republican race.

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