Matt confesses.  Jay repents.  You…are skeptical of their new found wholesomeness. Matt:  Hola. Matt:  Hola? Jay:  Helloooooooo?  Anyon...

Matt:  Oh hell…Hiya Chuckles I am late to the party. Jay:  I know…what’s up with that? Matt:  Instead of taking a post-prep shower, I de...

Matt: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeers! Jay: Holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Matt: Long time no talk man. Jay: Seems like it’s been years. Matt: How long HAS ...

Matt pontificates…Jay orates…You ask yourself, “Do they know what the hell they are talking about?” Matt:  Jay?  Jay?  Jay? (minutes pa...

Matt waxes poetically…Jay wanes introspectively…You, gather neither rhyme nor reason. Matt:  Hello? Jay:  Whadda ya know? Matt:  A litt...

Matt gives…Jay sacrifices…You, take. Matt:  How the hell are ya? Jay:  Just freakin’ fantastic, and you? Matt:  Swell.  Did the Jaymom ...

Matt sacrifices for Lent…Jay opts not to…You weep for The Lord. Matt:  Howdy Mr. Man. Jay:  How you’se? Matt:  Just dandy, in spite of ...

Matt’s mind wanders…Jay’s think melon is distracted, you ask…Can’t the two of you focus on one thing? Matt:  What up dawg? Jay:  Nothing...

Matt kicks off.  Jay runs it back.  You throw a flag for delay of the IWS Radio Show. Matt: Hellroooooooo? Jay:  Glad you finally realiz...

BREAKING NEWS!! Due to a corporate takeover of an IWS Radio subsidiary, tomorrow’s IWS Radio Show has been postponed until January 26, 20...

Matt farts, Jay belches, you admire their manliness… Matt:  Hello?  Hello?  Lady of the house speaking. Jay:  Lady of the house?  Dude y...

Cheeeeeeeeeers and Ho Ho Hooooooooooola!! White Santa here in order to hijack the typical Saturday IWS Radio edition of Matt Said, Jay S...

Matt winces...Jay shudders...You see exactly why they are doing that. Matt:  Wassssssssup!? Jay:  Aren't we a little old to be answe...

Matt speaks…Jay kinda just sits back and let’s his premium self glow and flow.  You say, “What the Fuck?” Cheeeeeers Bitches and welcome...

Matt:  Helloooooooo? Jay:  Hi.  How are you? Matt:  I’m fine, and you? Jay:  Okay, I guess. Matt:  Something wrong Pumpkin? Jay:  Eh...

Matt places the football.  Jay kicks the football.  You watch the football split the uprights. Matt:  Helloooooooo? Jay:  ARE YOU READY...

Matt says, Jay says, You don’t say? Matt: What be happening? Jay: Nothing. Not even a new war. Matt: Maybe tomorrow. Jay: Looks like...

Matt sextings.  Jay sextings.  You feel uncomfortable. Matt:  You have reached Matty-Boy, state your business. Jay:  What are you wear...

Matt blathers, Jay blathers, You are mildly amused. Matt: Seriously? Jay: Reaaaaaaly? Matt: How the hell are ya? Jay: Freaking awes...

Matt has a seizure…Jayman is paralyzed…You are stricken dumbfounded by their hotness and humidity. Matt:  What the hell?  How the hell di...