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While having a three-way with Matt-Man and Jamie
Mapleleaf … uh … while talking to Matt
and Jamie on Twitter the other day Matt mentioned that Don Lemon wanted to
discuss terrorism with me. I have no idea why he wants to do that, but I
responded that Don would just ask me if I supported ISIS. Then, at some point I
mentioned that out that I could totally kick Don Lemon’s ass in a fight. That
discussion inspired me to post a list of famous dudes who could beat in a
fight…
Chris Hayes
George Stephanopoulos
Tom Cruise
Tom Hanks
Matt Lauer
The Dalai Lama
Ashton Kutcher
Chris Matthews
Joe Buck
Ricky Gervais
Marc Maron
Wes Welker
Every dude on “Big Bang Theory” (all at the same time)
Rev Franklin Graham
Lindsay Graham
Steve Doocey
Mario Batali
Ronan Farrow
Justin Bieber
Benjamin Millepied (Natalie Portman’s husband whose ass I
would kick just on general principals.)
Johnny Depp
George H. W. Bush
Mitt Romney
Ezra Klein
Skip Bayless
Salmon Rushdie
Michael Moore
Every member of One Direction
Ted Nugent
Kevin Hart
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Anderson Cooper
Michael Steele
Howard Stern
Adam Carolla
Harold Ford Jr.
Blake Shelton
Bob Dylan
Matt LeBlanc
Perez Hilton
Donald Trump
Ryan Seacrest
Jimmy Fallon
Paul Schafer
Roland Martin (both the political pundit AND the fisherman)
Jeremy Piven
Mike Huckabee
Tom Cotton
Tony Kornheiser
Michael J. Fox
Wow! That’s FIFTY already and I could go on and on.
Remember, this isn’t a list of people I WANT to fight. I’m just saying I could
kick the ass of each dude on this list. Some of them probably don’t deserve it.
Tom Hanks man, that's hardcore!
ReplyDeleteI don't know Jayman...Huckabee has the grace and power of GAWD in his left hook. Be wary of fellow Arkansans. Cheers!!
ReplyDeleteMatt
JesseFerg: IKR? He better not start any shit though if he knows what's good for him.
ReplyDeleteJay
Matt: Yeah, but I just keep moving to my left he'll overreach and then it's over!
ReplyDeleteJay
You have 51 on your list. So how about 49 more to round it up?
ReplyDeleteWho is the laughing girl?
ReplyDeleteMike: How 'bout 149 more to make it an even 200? I'm sure there are 200 famous guys I could take in a fight.
ReplyDeleteJay
Katy: That's Chloe Bennett from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. She's cute. You should do a GIS of "Chloe Bennet gifs" and find the ones of her running while soaking wet.
ReplyDeleteJay
I saw at least 2 Canadians on your list, Jayman...that's hurtful. Very hurtful.
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ReplyDeleteJamie: I started to leave ALL Canadians off the list because I think it goes without saying that I can kick any Canadian's ass. LOL ;-)
ReplyDeleteJay