Cheers Chuckleheads…
Matt-Man here on a Hump Day and I am feeling random, so…
Here are some of my random thoughts.
Does Anthony Weiner love all women except for his wife? Or?
Is he purging himself?
If a chick on Facebook whom I have known since second grade, looks me up, sends me a message, and I still find her hot, does that make me a pedophile?
A rose by any other name, would smell as sweet….Sorry Shakespeare guy, you don’t know the Rose Harbinger of 1027 Dartmouth St., that I know!!
Will the Bengals win their division this year? I really don’t care; I just hope we sell a lot of beer during the NFL season this year.
If I ended this post now, would Jayman be upset with me?
Probably so, but/and/or I will continue anyway, because my OCD compels me to.
I asked my Facebook friend Amy Killeen to send me a message on Facebook last night. Isn’t that sad?
Hell yes it is, but…she did, and then we chatted for a few. Amateurs!!
Sometimes? I’se gots is going on!!
I have a few friends from school days that I talk with on Facebook. One in particular, had golden hair, large, premature breasts, and the smile of an angel.
I messaged her “Hi” the other day, unfortunately, she remembered me too well and responded…
“Dude…Matt…I had a breast reduction, so just move on.”
While I initially thought that her comment was a bit hurtful, I then thought…
“You know? It’s nice that I can leave a lasting impression on others, and that they truly know me for who I am.”
Of course she then said…
“But if you’re looking for a good time, I am the woman for you.”
I said…
“Oh Baby!!”
And then she said…
“I knew it. You’re still a whore.”
I said that I try to stay consistent, and she said…
“Thirty years and you are still the same lovable jerk.”
To which I said, “Hey now. I’m not a jerk.”
And my longtime friend responded…
“You CAN be a jerk, but that’s okay…because more importantly, you are who you are, and it’s better to be a sarcastic jerk than a fake.”
I was initially stunned, but then I thought…
It IS better to be a sarcastic jerk rather than a fake.
Cheers!!
mattmaiws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page
Matt-Man here on a Hump Day and I am feeling random, so…
Here are some of my random thoughts.
Does Anthony Weiner love all women except for his wife? Or?
Is he purging himself?If a chick on Facebook whom I have known since second grade, looks me up, sends me a message, and I still find her hot, does that make me a pedophile?
A rose by any other name, would smell as sweet….Sorry Shakespeare guy, you don’t know the Rose Harbinger of 1027 Dartmouth St., that I know!!
Will the Bengals win their division this year? I really don’t care; I just hope we sell a lot of beer during the NFL season this year.
If I ended this post now, would Jayman be upset with me?
Probably so, but/and/or I will continue anyway, because my OCD compels me to.
I asked my Facebook friend Amy Killeen to send me a message on Facebook last night. Isn’t that sad?
Hell yes it is, but…she did, and then we chatted for a few. Amateurs!!
Sometimes? I’se gots is going on!!
I have a few friends from school days that I talk with on Facebook. One in particular, had golden hair, large, premature breasts, and the smile of an angel.
I messaged her “Hi” the other day, unfortunately, she remembered me too well and responded…
“Dude…Matt…I had a breast reduction, so just move on.”
While I initially thought that her comment was a bit hurtful, I then thought…
“You know? It’s nice that I can leave a lasting impression on others, and that they truly know me for who I am.”
Of course she then said…
“But if you’re looking for a good time, I am the woman for you.”
I said…
“Oh Baby!!”
And then she said…
“I knew it. You’re still a whore.”
I said that I try to stay consistent, and she said…
“Thirty years and you are still the same lovable jerk.”
To which I said, “Hey now. I’m not a jerk.”
And my longtime friend responded…
“You CAN be a jerk, but that’s okay…because more importantly, you are who you are, and it’s better to be a sarcastic jerk than a fake.”
I was initially stunned, but then I thought…
It IS better to be a sarcastic jerk rather than a fake.
Cheers!!
mattmaiws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page
It's better to be almost anything than a fake. Well, other than rapist or serial killer or a few other things.
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