What IWS Fans Are Saying

Friday, October 14, 2011

Matt Said, Jay Said IX


Matt said some things this week, Jay said some things. Some of them were recorded for the history books…

Matt: “Thank you for calling the Bagwine Digs, how may I direct your call?”
Jay: “I would like to speak to the person in charge.”
Matt: “Schmoop is at work, maybe I take a message?”
Jay: “Just tell her I called and asked ‘What are you wearing?’”
Matt: “You sound great today.”
Jay: “My freaking allergies are killing me.”
Matt: “Awww”
Jay: *sneezes seven times* “Great, now I’m all snotty. Wanna make out?”
Matt: “Bodily fluids have never been a deterrent for me.”
Jay: “You sick fuck.”

Jay: “Hey, the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council commented on the Tiger Woods incident.”
Matt: “Oh they did?”
Jay: “They’re agin’ it.”
Matt: “As they should be! It’s a breach of hot dog etiquette.”
Jay: “Did you know there was such a council?”
Matt: “Actually, I did.”
Jay: “Of course you did. You’re full of useless trivia like that.”
Matt: “I am the possessor of obscure and useless facts.”


Jay: “Anyway, we gotta get someone from there on the show.”
Matt: “Yes we do. People need to know hot dog etiquette.”
Jay: “At the very least we should LINK to them.”
Matt: “I just hope they aren’t the WURST guest ever.”
Jay: “I hope they send a real spokesperson and not some Turkey.”
Matt: “We’ll see if he or she can cut the mustard.”
Jay: “Otherwise we’ll have to put them through the grinder.”
Matt: “Then they’ll get mad and start casing the joint.”
Jay: “I relish the opportunity.”
Matt: “As long as the spokesperson is frank, there will be no problems.”

Jay: “Dude! We got retweeted by the Denver Post”
Matt: “And, we got linked to by WLW 700 out of Cincy.”
Jay: “This shit is taking off!
Matt: “It’s off the hook, as the kids say.”
Jay: “Pretty soon you won’t be able to go anywhere online without seeing us.”
Matt: “We are ubiquitous.”
Jay: “I’m sure tOSU fans are really loving Brutus the Buckeye’s post.”
Matt: “Next time Arkansas loses, you should get Lou Hotz to post for Hogs fans.”
Jay: “I’m sure Lou Holths would love to talk Arkanthsaw.”
Matt: “It loses a little writing though, when you can’t see the spittle flying.”
Jay: “True.”

Matt: “So, this Saturday is ‘Sweetest Day’ so we talk about that.”
Jay: “Sweetness Day?”
Matt: “No, SweetEST Day. Men have to buy sweets for their sweeties.”
Jay: “Oh, okay. I guess ‘SweetNESS Day’ would be all about Walter Payton.”
Matt: “Right. So got any other ideas?”
Jay: “Nope. Let’s go with Sweetness Day”
Matt: “So let it be done.”
Jay: “Fuckin’ A”

Once again, brilliance in action folks.  And, a good way to warm up for Saturday Night’s I’m With Stupid would be to listen to Wednesday’s Show Prep Show. We talked about all kinds of fascinating and hilarious stuff.

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23 comments:

Gnetch said...

And we were just talking about wiping your nose on Twitter!!! Haha!

Anonymous said...

Dem girls. (:

I'm With Stupid said...

We cover the world of politics, pop culture, sports and now love with an askew eye and people are starting to notice. We cannot be stopped. Cheers Jayman!!

I'm With Stupid said...

Gnetchy: I talk about snot a lot. It's a big part of my life. Thanks for offering to let me wipe my nose on your socks.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Pecos: You like? Cause I like too. haha

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt: There is practically nothing going on in this world that we don't have an informed opinion on.

Jay

Hasidic Plumber said...

You sound like a pair of winos talking, and i love you for that. Maybe because i feel identified with that randomness sorrounding you.

ChiChi81 said...

I was laughing at the banter going on between you two. You guys are very witty, and downright funny. And lol... whoa, that's Rachel Ray?? Didn't recognize her at first lol

Cheers,

Wi
A Single Girl's Musings

Mitha Komala said...

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I'm With Stupid said...

Hasidic Plumber: Oh you have no freaking idea on that "couple of winos" line. LOL Very perceptive. haha

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

ChiChi81: Yes! Rachael Ray in her prime! haha Thanks for visiting! We'll add you to our blogroll.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Adam: I like a man who gets right to the point and doesn't bother with a bunch of verbiage. Excellent comment!

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Mitha: We'd love to follow you. And we'll add you to our blogroll. Thanks for stopping by.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Rinaldi's: Welcome! And thank you for your very nice comment. Have a great weekend yourself!

Jay

Mike said...

Who are all these new people? You guys are too big for your britches.

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: You're just going to have to accept our vast and diverse worldwide audience.

Jay

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